saudichud

steamworld heist demon

[saudichud @chudsaudi]

white people when you call it thanksgiving instead of turkey day

[saudichud @chudsaudi]

@picpilled prog rock is sullied to me i've just been on stereolab and gerhard narholz recently

[jay @calypsso0]

Homeless guy said “somebody not making it off this bus” and he been staring at me for the past 5 minutes

[prince ⚧︎ @letmereachyuu]

when you have a friend

[🕷️ @dxvd123]

Girl i bullied in secondary school is married to my boss at work

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

first day as cinema security guard and a kid in a creeper cosplay told me to not be a hero

[𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓱 @Fatu_Era]

Went toliet and the toilet seat is warm and I’m home alone

[saudichud @chudsaudi]

@Fatanimegirlz @chepmor @rimjobreciever @allsoulsday99 dude i'm gonna poop on you

[lmaocry @LMAOCRY5]

homie i snitched on getting out of prison today

[saudichud @chudsaudi]

@picpilled i meant the overall profile experience, mademoiselle, in any news it's all the same to me. i retired from music because of the fiasco i couldn't believe my eyes

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

When the fajitas come out room temperature

[dei @r1ndie]

Went to my midterm that’s at 10:30 and walked into an empty lecture hall because it was actually at 9:30

[lmaocry @LMAOCRY5]

clicked on an IG story 1 second after it was posted

[saudichud @chudsaudi]

@mistercisco2019 @MovieplugTV me and my 25 muslim cousins and uncles and aunties are moving to argentina can you please aid us in figuring out how to assimilate

[Quattro999 @AFCquattro999]

Tried to unsend a risky message on WhatsApp and pressed ‘delete for me’

[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

Tried to slander Ronaldo and got sent a picture of myself sleeping

[Ben 🦴ˎˊ˗ @SubPuppyBoy_]

Overhearing the coworkers political beliefs

[zeriium @zeriium]

friend said tung tung sahur in class today and got suspended for saying "whore"

[audri ♡ #leonatwt @leonyacore]

me playing with my pubes while I doomscroll in bed