leannan ⚚

diary

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

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[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

two sharks walk into a bar to play music, but one of their guitars isn’t playing the right notes

shark 1: “i could really use a tuner”

shark 2: “yeah i’m hungry too but how are you gonna fix the guitar”

like n sub for more original aquatic jokes

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

real conversations need to be had about bladee’s discography 12 straight years of peak albums his worst deadass likely clears your fav’s best

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

get the concept know its me

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

@discombobs its MY switch 🙄 i need to make this global challenge team 😡

[☆AriaPhox☆ Team Mystery🔎 @Ariaphox]

i don't want a job i want to become a pokemon trainer

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

had to leave my beautiful sexy gorgeous girlfriend at home to go to fucking work im hungover as shit my head is going to explode fuck everything

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

that mean girl shit don’t turn me on you gotta come polite

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

songs sound so much better when its sunny

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

fucked it up aint buying hoes
fuck swag tatted on my dick

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

turn a white tee famous

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

stay on my ps n my qs yeah
stay on my qs n my ps
cus that could happen 2 me

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

watching horses in the fields
the dragon rests in agony

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

i don’t “youtube tier lists” i don’t play “meta picks” i play the random character i feel an innate connection to and if i dont win i change nothing

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

hairdresser just molested my haircut dude you cant be serious

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

before i blow up yes i call her mommy yes im ass at brawlhalla and yes this is number nine on the tee

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Boutta goto a family event with a bomb nd poison nd try to kill everyone

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

shits myself

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

[leannan ⚚ @chudstomper9]

this app is chopped