Elden John

terror from another world, your dads best friend, your 7th grade gym teacher. i’m just like you if you were me. sole survivor of the failed timeline of Neo-2011

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@edmlysol239 @Blau_Drache_

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@RayReynoldsNMS @NoMansSky how do you get these?

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@111_Dug @Forcer69

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@MannyMoralesM @ChrisRGun the witcher has been out for 11 years bro what are you smoking

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@21Fede_ @diego64_l what is there to understand

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@0__trash__0 @aurora_machina damn what is your problem lmao😭💀?!!??

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@Dr_SaebGaza .

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@NMScafe @KashKaroon @hellogames @NoMansSky i mean i have over 1000 hours in this game and while i have seen all the things u mention, the most frequent variation is undeniably the pig cow dog things. the animals just need to be overhauled to be more interesting, better designed, more behaviors, etc. not opinion, just fact

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@abstrusely @ColorMeCleo7 @Commanderstoned @c1ubpenguinstan “It doesn’t cause me to have a meltdown!!”

*is literally having a meltdown*

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@Sark_BM @crowpoisonn @ShadooCreature if this is scary to you i don’t even know what to say

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Dont worry we’re rapidly approaching a future where we can mourn all of our favorite animals and environments because they’re all extinct

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It's quite haunting to think that Sperm Whales almost ended on the same hall as the Dodo, Great Auk and Thylacine...

Imagine living in a world where all our knowledge about Sperm Whales comes from paintings like this, knowing that we almost lived side-by-side with leviathans...

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Deep dish naysayers never fail to announce themselves as retards

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who tf wants pizza with no cheese

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@RobotnikfollowR @Slumdog_Milly @hollyrogerbay it’s a cringe ass sentence dude and the more you rewrite it the worse it gets

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@tolifoloo @chonzodraws You’ve got me intrigued now, elaborate please? Like this is an interesting way of looking at the monster i want to follow this train of thought!!!!

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@NMScafe @TheLZtweets @Explorer_Hoff I’d like to make myself clear; there is no political agenda in nms, & that’s good! but it’s a little hypocritical to try to invalidate a random player’s personal interpretation of colors on a planet relating to a real life group of people who are struggling in real life rn.

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@Explorer_Hoff @TheLZtweets You’re just saying words, man. make your point. it’s a procedurally generated planet in no mans sky that reminded someone of the trans flag, so they posted it as such. the only “agenda” there is from the player, but im also certain that hello games would share their sentiment.

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@adam_kranz @Xenoimpulse They would reject that comparison because it shows them for the gluttons for punishment & suffering that they are

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@MustacheOfANord @RayReynoldsNMS Those are islands, ray’s talking about the star (singular) as in the sun

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@Apheront1 @NoMansSky Same, also happens at a point in the autophage quest. really sucks to not even be able to complete the mission prerequisites to be able to see these new worlds