Chris Huling

[Chris Huling @chules94]

My mom “ I like that one country song about a cold beer, jeans and a Friday”
She just described 95% of every country song ever made

[Chris Huling @chules94]

“You’re about as focused as a coked up Italian on a hot summer day”

[Chris Huling @chules94]

You couldn’t pay me to go to disney ever again let alone in August. “Yeah central Florida is great this time of year” 🙄

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

How many times has Lebron James been swept in the finals? MJ never lost a series never mind getting swept. I’m not sure how it will effect Lebron’s legacy. That’s for history to decide but I think it tears it to shreds.

[Chris Huling @chules94]

The students have started a rumor that I drive a mini van. Not going to lie I’m pretty shook

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This Lebron fake injured routine is infuriating

[Chris Huling @chules94]

Because I eat granola and go on hikes my mom labeled me as “earthy crunchy”

[Chris Huling @chules94]

@GregLynch4 @barstoolsports Just saw this now. When you control the mail you control INFORMATION

[Chris Huling @chules94]

The only reason why I do self check at the store is when I do a snack run and ashamed of the things I bought

[Chris Huling @chules94]

Watched a 5th grader quietly cry because he lost the spelling bee. Felt so bad for the kid that I almost gave him everything I own

[Chris Huling @chules94]

People that wear planet fitness shirts in planet fitness are definitely narcs

[President Obama @POTUS44]

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

[Chris Huling @chules94]

Customer to me "pretend to be Italian for a sec"
Me: starts speaking Italian to him
Customer: utter confusion

[Chris Huling @chules94]

Doritos was probably not the best snack choice for going to the library. Getting a lot of dirty looks #hatersgonnahate

[Chris Huling @chules94]

" if you wanted to ski with one of the best on the east coast, ten years ago, I was that guy"- guy wearing two polos at the bar

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

When Jim Henson died, Disney Imagineers sent a drawing of Mickey Mouse consoling Kermit to his mourning company.

[Chris Huling @chules94]

My mom can't wrap around her head that snapchat is not called "facechat"

[Chris Huling @chules94]

Thank Christ https://t.co/9LNqelEXS6

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Zane McIntyre confirmed as the starting goalie tonight vs. Rangers, per Julien.

[Chris Huling @chules94]

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