Voetseko Modise OBE

Multidisciplinary, not much discipline.

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@callum_hitch 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🤣

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

I like my salt like I like my women, Himalayan

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@kenwyntheking 🤣🤣🤣

[𓄿 @relatixg]

me after tasting this adult life

[Ndifuna Ukwazi @NdifunaUkwazi]

On Human Rights Day may we not forget about two sides of the same city.

We call on the @CityofCT to release land for housing, we call on the Mayor @geordinhl to adopt an inclusionary housing promptly.

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@waaah_no @SoniaBoothZA Sonia Booth should’ve known by her husband’s football position that he’s not a keeper

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@sportbible Simphiwe Tshabalala to score the opening goal

[A TRIBE CALLED KVETCH @natelevinrad]

I hate when I am at the coffee shop and they don't understand that when I order a Kevin Hart I mean a short black Americano

[Katli @Katli_T]

Today marks 5 years since my uncle took my cv to see what he can do

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@PungDubious @natetheathlete 😂😂

[Rak Özell @raks_story]

The girl who use to curve me in college is now pregnant and in an abusive relationship has just sent me a DM

Me:

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

Dr Umar Ifatunde Johnson might just be the funniest man alive

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@PungDubious I think it’s way easier for us now yet we still have young cats complaining about kak

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

When an open-mic comic complains about gatekeepers in an open-mic scene, I can’t help but assume they’re talking about bouncers because what else?

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@AltaafSayed I’m not Muslim but I watched it. Last episode had me weeping!

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@AltaafSayed Nah you’re being diplomatic. You’re definitely one, but I feel you!

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

@AltaafSayed For interest sake, when can one start calling themselves a comic?

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

Thinking of starting a psychedelic rock band with Cape Town hipsters. I’m going to call it The Jimny Hendrix Experience.

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

Dude is our best passer and a goal scoring threat who spends most of his time creating instead of defending. #LFC

[Voetseko Modise OBE @chumanotchuma]

Time to move Trent AA to the midfield! #LFC