Joey Batoey

I make videos and stream on twitch. I also occasionally make a joke

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For me, it is the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

Make me a joystick for your love maneuvers

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@CallMeCarsonYT he wont tell you but ive been destroying him in pool. im the reason it's taken this long to get to 3k wins for him and im proud of that

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

if you don’t want me throwing rocks at your kids, tell them to stop hogging the slide

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

i just learned if you like it you should put a ring on it, so i've been putting rings on chimps recently

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she gongled my sprongle *whips out mine*

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why my dawg doing drugs, dogs don’t do drugs

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anyone else get way better ideas while on the toilet so you make sure to get the most ass destroying food so you can secure your financial future?

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

if we get an uber together, im driving

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

just discovered raywilliamjohnson I really love the record scratch transition, very innovative!!

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

bring back Dr Pepper cherry zero sugar 👿

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

I dont exist in any other context

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

women are like cats and Taco Bell is their treats. Once you give them enough treats they either pass out or let you pet them

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

Do your best

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women are like DOGS you walk them, you feed them then you get home and they finally give you some PEACE AND QUIET

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when the food so good your life flashes before your eyes because your body think it your last meal 💀💀💀

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

when the cosmos open and intelligent life floods our solar system im glad the only part of history that will remain is chicken jockey

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i can feel reality sometimes

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

“If I had 6 hours to cut down a tree I’d spend the first five hours gambling so I can get rich and pay some idiot to cut it down for me” - Abraham Lincoln 🫡

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everyone told me Instagram was bad for me, look at me now fuckers

[Joey Batoey @chumperdumper]

rent $850
food $400
utility $250
monthly subscription to racecar bed with realistic engine and track sounds $2899
spotify $17

someone with a degree or something please help me budget i don't know what to do my house is about to be foreclosed