dylan

dylan

he/him blm ml

i play video games so dont take me serious. please. editor/writer for @nytimes

[dylan @chumpkens]

Personally, I think I'm funny.

[dylan @chumpkens]

Its ok. I applied for a passport and will be buying it for $50
Hope that helps!

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

US Government officially shuts down after running out of money.

[dylan @chumpkens]

THE CIS ARE ATTACKING THE WOKIES

[dylan @chumpkens]

Average Dr.Pepper executives meeting:

[dylan @chumpkens]

Mmmph

[dylan @chumpkens]

@kvtzeye Alpha Male

[dylan @chumpkens]

Sorry i keep pronouncing Iran as Eran. George Bush did irreversible damage to my grammar

[dylan @chumpkens]

@kvtzeye The peds are gonna kill the kids now anyways. Punishment is the same

[dylan @chumpkens]

Next tat

[dylan @chumpkens]

Which is for dinner

[dylan @chumpkens]

I need JD Vance to visit my gf's exes.

[dylan @chumpkens]

Calling him Pete B because he can't spell Buttegedge

[dylan @chumpkens]

Congrats Ashli Babbitt for being 3 years sober

[aka @akafaceUS]

Congrats George

[dylan @chumpkens]

Watching Dextero become more and more right wing. Gotta make that money!

[dylan @chumpkens]

@kvtzeye "i think you should just be able to go get your package when its in a local facility"

[dylan @chumpkens]

Wow what a wholesome story! Why was he banned?

[mongrel @novodyne]

hila klein asking to not be harassed vs hila klein when someone else asks to not be harassed

[dylan @chumpkens]

Its real

#Swasticars