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You haven’t reached enlightenment until you’ve had caramelized condensed milk

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For some people friends are the best thing in life. For me they are both a blessing and my curse.

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@heymarrr___ @Indie5051 I still like yours 😅

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@heymarrr___ @buenoperdon This is exactly what I mean!!! 😂

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@heymarrr___

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@heymarrr___ @eldivandeivan 😂😂😂

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It’s high time that geese realize that MAN is created in Gods image

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@lindsbeans23 Please be safe

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Elon: no one can prove I’m the heir to an Emerald mine

Elon’s dad:

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Give me 10 years and I’ll become a True Renaissance Man ™️

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@lindsbeans23 It’s never “should I watch a masterpiece” but more of “why am I not watching this masterpiece right now?”

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@lizzaprivhours Please god send plenty of customers her way so that she may find work 🙏

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@lindsbeans23 The crazy thing is that the COVID vaccine is key towards creating vaccines/treatments for HIV and other chronic viral diseases.

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@lindsbeans23 I mean at least we get to go out on a bang?

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@lindsbeans23 You must be going insane.

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@lindsbeans23 You must be going insane

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@asa_kelley

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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@gacobbitchell Eggplant, pumpkin, chicken, and cheese.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

why did bowie say this lmao

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