Rob Page

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@JoshuaHowsam Plus Miles and Corbin.

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@MitchBannon The Orioles, on the other hand, used Seranthony Dominguez!

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@mattdavirro @DownToBlack Seconded.

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@g_meslin It’s like walking in sugar. Amazing.

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@JoshuaHowsam You might say that the Jays are the frontrunners for frontrunner status

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@JoshuaHowsam We've been talking about this - the quality and details between batches throughout the playoffs was remarkable. Our game 1 towel matches your game 6, and our game 6 matches your game 7.

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I went to 30 regular season Blue Jays games this year. Stats:
21-9
+46
Bassitt: 5-1
Gausman: 4-1
Berrios: 1-3
Francis: 2-2
Lauer: 3-0
Scherzer: 2-1
Bieber: 1-1
Lucas: 1-0
Rodriguez: 1-0
Varland: 1-0

Stay tuned for the playoffs.

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@AndrewStoeten But also, I don’t get it. Why do they do this?

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@AndrewStoeten I was at a cottage last week and listened to all three cubs games via the app. You got off easy. I heard oppo taco dozens of times. Insufferable.

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@NickAshbourne Including a home run in his first spring training at bat!

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@JoshuaHowsam I was wondering if it was a salary thing (you can have Varland if you take France’s money off our books) but nope. He only makes $1 million. Baffling.

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@JodiesJumpsuit I think this was Tycho Brahe. https://t.co/99GvQblT7k

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@KeeganMatheson @sportsnetgrill Sorry I missed it, but my copy just arrived in the mail!

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@KeeganMatheson I was hoping for an “arse is out of ‘er”.

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@JoshuaHowsam Technically Rowdy broke up tonight’s no hitter with a homer.

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@JoshuaHowsam Also, that FIP.

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Apparently 311 works.

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It's not ideal that the bike signal on Adelaide at Church never seems to turn green. It's a mad dash to cross when the left turn signal turns yellow.

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Personal end of year Blue Jay stats:
Total record: 15-15
Diff: -6
Bassitt: 2-8
Berrios: 10-1
Burr/Yarborough: 2-0
Francis: 1-1
Gausman: 1-0
Kikuchi: 0-1
Rodriguez: 1-2
A lot of good Berrios, and a lot of bad everything else. Uneven distribution.