P.chunch

Dogs and chimps are the most important with all the other animals as a close second ✌ 🐵 🐕 ❤. I also like other things.

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Also i still cant find my glasses and i miss them. #glasseskid #foureyes #ummbutwherearethey #glassesplease

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

My dogs got out tonight. One ran into the neighbors yard then lost the kitty he was after and froze. The big one went to sniff the trash and look for kitty poops to eat. And the little one snuck out five feet and was like "I dont think we should do this guys" #30secondadventures

[San Antonio Current @SAcurrent]

As if you needed any more reason to support your local coffee spots. https://t.co/fyGD20pS5B

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

When your neighbor's live band begins tuning their instraments and warming up at 9pm on a weeknight. 👌 #sanantonio #livemusic #liveband #excuseme #neighbors

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

My face is itchy and im sweaty. Preworkout is too much. I'd probably die if i ever did drugs. #sayyestopreworkout #riseandgrind #weeeeeee #itchy #chestdaybestday #shouldersisbestbutwhatever #wednesdaygrind

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

In a wild turn of events my dog ran away through an open window. My husband followed him. They returned through the window. Still a better love story than The Shape of Water. #DogMom #FishMan #DidntEvenSeeTheFishmansPenis #Movies #Critical #NotSorry 🐟 🍆

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

I called my dog a bad dog and he said it was #FakeNews and told me the corrupt human media would have me think he shouldn't get treats and sleep in the bed. #DogMom #Media #DogNews #ThisJustIn #ReportingIn

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

#shoulders on Tuesday morning and a sandwich my husband made me for lunch. Today has to be awesome. #iifym #shoulderday #boulders #fitness #thatsenoughofthat

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Dear @adidasUS i love your pants. Please make them in longs because Im tall af and i dont like capris. #tall #lengthy #longlegs #allmypantsarecapris #mystruggle #femursfordays #femursforlemurs #lemursarotmonkeys #itsrelevant #preworkoutworks #lemurrights

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

#deadlifts first thing on a monday because GD it's going to be a good week. #iifym #navymuscle #deadlifts #grind #getit #ifyoudreamityoucandoit #believe

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

This week has me all sorts of fucked up. Thank goodness for a great husband, good dogs, and preworkout. #iifym #getfit #family #dogmom #tgif #fuckhaters

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

The Army at the gym: group of seven standing around arguing about something. The Navy: walking around in sweats looking miserable. #goNavybeatArmy #Navy #NavyProud #atleastwerequiet

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Pro tip: if you wanna feel like your life is put together go to the gym before work. #grind #workhard #worthit #getit #iifym #thefuturestartsnow #legday #sleepy #lifetip

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Lesson: it takes 2 shots of gin to get me drunk enough to play fetch inside. #dogmom #drunkmom #lightweight #turninuponatuesday #gotyourdogintheclubhedrooly #thatsmydog #bluetick #coonhound #adoptdontshop #rescue

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Throwback to the time we went to Shreveport and bought all our booze and food at WalMart. #SignsYoureOnABudgetVacation

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Somehow I did all the things in life to have a humble little home and a great hubs and doggies to share it with. I see chimps on the weekends anr i can buy snacks at my leisure. ❤ 🐵 👦 🐕 🐕 🐕 🍟 🍔 🍫 🍕
#workhard #dogmom #marriedaf #stopandthink #school #work #grind

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Sunday nights have a special depressing mood all of their own. #weekend #sundayfunday #sundaydontdoanyofthecrapihadplannedday #thegrind #backtothegrind #threeyearsleft #butwhoscounting #imcounting

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

My teacher made the closing time for my fucking midterm at 1246 pm on Easter. Looks like im just failing this semester. 🙍

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Instagram knows i like chimps and suggested a road side zoo in Myrtle Beach as a friend where you can get your picture taken with baby chimps. Im disgusted. #aperil #savethechimps #animalrights #animalsarenotentertainment #animals #beagreaterape

[P.chunch @chunch_p]

Ape-ril ❤.

#savethechimps #savetheorangs #savethegorillas #savethebonobos #animalrights #beagreaterape #chimpanzee #gorilla #orangutan #conservation #preservation #savetheplanet