Chunk Handler

I'm @chelseahandler's dog.

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Sending our thoughts to @chelseahandler following the loss of her beloved @chunkhandler. We loved having him as a scout for last year's Puppy Bowl.

You'll be missed, pup. ❤️❤️❤️

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

This guy passed away today. Although he didn’t enjoy many humans, he loved his mother more than a brand new tennis ball. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Shut up. https://t.co/6jdHXxaSom

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I was evacuated from my Bel Air home and forced to go to work with my mom this morning. From one fire to another.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I took a shadoobie in my mom’s bed. That’s what happens when you stand me up at SoulCycle.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

That’s the pot calling the kettle orange. https://t.co/HCG8ZujbFH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Then stop screening my calls. https://t.co/lRnl2rzswk

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

On this Thanksgiving, I am grateful to all the people who are still talking to me. 🦃🦃🦃

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for my mother staying home and working on our very strained relationship. Oh, wait...

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I am already deeply in service, but let's please find him his own Chunk. https://t.co/lRpLJTcHJ5

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Jeff Sessions says people are lying about him lying. Two wrongs don't make a right, dipshit.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Frankly, I wouldn’t even eat @realDonaldTrump’s scraps from under a table.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

Twitter has 280 characters now. Just what my mother needs.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I’ve given up hope our president will ever exude any human decency. If you need me, I’ll be watching Dancing With the Stars.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I wish we didn't live in such a violent country. Can't people love people the way you love dogs?

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I wanted to go trick or treating, but Mom decided it would be more fun to take Lunesta.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

@Stranger_Things @noah_schnapp Also, give my warmest regards to Spaghetti.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I just binge watched @Stranger_Things. You think the Upside Down is bad, @noah_schnapp? Try living my mother.

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

When did Sarah Huckabee Sanders lose Huckabee from her name? Did her dad smother it in gravy and gobble it up?

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

A love fest? Sounds more like a circle jerk. https://t.co/ZlEC3QZbxQ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The meeting with Republican Senators yesterday, outside of Flake and Corker, was a love fest with standing ovations and great ideas for USA!

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

I’m a prisoner in my own home.