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See less often

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

we are a nation of dupes being manipulated into our own destruction.

we had a good run tho.

forever fuck this "discourse"

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The idea that murdering 1000s of families, entire bloodlines, in Gaza was the right or appropriate response to the murder of this poor Israeli family is as absurd as it is racist as it is sociopathic.
Palestine life has no value to people like Guttenberg.

[Wefail @wefail]

Come and play with us.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

if cuck chair had a face

[Jared Kushner @jaredkushner]

.@VanityFair posted an excerpt from a book containing outrageous and categorically false allegations.

The allegations made by this author are completely insane and never happened. We denied every one of these claims on the record, yet the author failed to provide a single shred of evidence to substantiate any of them. No bank statements, wire transfer records, account numbers, transaction dates, or other verifiable details were provided to support these extraordinary accusations.

During the period in question, I was one of the most scrutinized people in the world, subjected to intense media coverage, multiple congressional investigations, and a special counsel investigation. I voluntarily cooperated with these investigations, providing over 30 hours of testimony. None of these allegations ever surfaced, because none of these events ever happened.

These are outrageous fabrications being presented as investigative journalism. This is not journalism. It is a mixture of fantasy, fiction, and advocacy, written by someone who is either deeply disturbed or acting with sinister intent.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

the lowest energy

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I actually called up Sundar from Google. You get it on Google, it's done, I actually sent him a picture of the Atlantic Ocean and called it the American Ocean, and he actually called me and he said, look, sir, this has to stop.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Let's all report his ass

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "All Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This Halloween America should dress up as a democracy.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

January 2025 is not breaking, weirdo

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Crockett:"Looks like somebody's campaign budget is tight, so you're going to keep saying 'transgender, transgender, transgender' Boy, listen!"

Mace:"I'm not a girl! Don't call me a girl. I'm a grown woman. If you want to get us out of here."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

This was 10 months ago. Do you know what breaking means

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Emmanuel: "We're not going to invade Greenland, and you shouldn't pay a fortune for something Denmark is offering for free. They want a closer relationship. And this, once again, is a glaring example of why all of Donald Trump's businesses have gone bankrupt—because he's a corrupt businessman."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Last year. Not breaking. Fuuuuuuuuck off, okay

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Gutfeld: "At worst, a man is sent to a country he doesn't want to go to—and you know what? I can live with that."

Jessica: "To a concentration camp?"

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Nope. Not breaking. Fuck you.

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Jack Smith: "I'll give you an example from my own life. I resigned as special counsel. I knew I needed a lawyer because the president had stated his desire to imprison me for doing my job. So I hired lawyers, and as soon as it became public, the president and the DOJ targeted that law firm because they don't want me to have a lawyer. They don't want anyone to represent me..."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Not breaking. Stop it.

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Speaker Johnson: "It's disgraceful to interrupt a speech. We don't do that, and Republicans don't do that. It doesn't matter if the president is from the opposing party; we don't skip it. Our constituents want and need us here. Every member of this House represents more than 750,000 people. They're disenfranchised if you don't sit in your seat and fulfill your role and responsibility in Congress."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Not breaking. Eat shit and fuck off

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Epstein survivor Lisa Phillips responds to Todd Blanche: "I'm shaking right now. I want to cry so badly. I feel sick. And he's wearing a wedding ring! How does he go home to his wife? I'm looking through the files, which contain names..."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Not breaking. Fuck off

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Trump: "If I took this shirt off, you'd see a very beautiful person. But you'd see wounds everywhere. I've had a lot of wounds, I assure you. More than I think any other president has ever had."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

stop taking movie and tv show clips and randomly flipping them horizontally you absolute disgusting monster shit people

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

@WhiteHouse

[Greg Olear @gregolear]

He likes men’s butts and their private parts
Jon Husted’s and Jaxson Dart’s.
He likes those guys with tree-trunk thighs
And gorgeous deep blue eyes.
He goes wild
For a shake like Kelis.
Natalie gets jealous.
Though it’s awkward and he’s odd, he
Must inspect that body,
And speak his thoughts out loud.
He’d make Roy Cohn proud,
And his old pal Liberace.
He loves butts more than Joanie loves Chachi.

animation & trump voice by @chunkled

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
(never joined x)

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

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shit account below posting two year old content and calling it:
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[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Clinton: "I'm 78 years old. I'm the oldest living man in my family. The only thing I'd like to emphasize is that I'm still younger than Donald Trump."

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Oh

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump gives Elon Musk an award

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

I know he wasn't telling iran to nuke two of our biggest cities.
The folks using this to make attack ads against him also know this.

Thing is, the entire right wing ecosystem wouldn't exist without decades of bad faith bullshit, out of context quotes, etc.

so uh, fuck 'em.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

🎵This is the day that fucktrump has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
This is the day
This is the day that fucktrump has made.🎶