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[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

Hey Mexico, Cuba, Columbia, please just say nice shit about our president. Tell him he’s handsome, looks like the healthiest president in history or whatever. Make a giant gold trophy for him that says worlds tallest most peaceful guy or some shit. Jfc, hurry.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

this is not photoshopped

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

FIGHT! FIGHT!
Or break the mic and walk away from mean lady, THEN FIGHT!

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

alpha mode. engage. engage more

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

bitch you can't even control half of your face

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Patriots in control. 🫡

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

$1.776 billion, doof
keep fuckin' that couch

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If the fraud rate is really as low as Democrats claim, why are they fighting so hard to hide the data? Why not just work with USDA to audit and validate where the money is going? Their resistance to us going after fraud is part of why these programs ballooned in the first place.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

!

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

just got off the phone w/ president trump & every time i would try to ask him a question about iran policy or gas prices he would interrupt with fart sounds out of his mouth. i did get to say thank you for taking my call. i don't have a transcript.
potus is #SoAccessible tho!

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

the man had a stroke. he's receiving monthly injections. multiple CTs and MRIs in a year.

his physicians shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine when they lie like this for him.

maybe vance isn't bothering with a 2028 campaign because he knows it'll fall to him soon.

[Meridith McGraw @meridithmcgraw]

The WH released President Trump’s physical report from Dr. Barbabella who says he is in “excellent” health: “Preventive counseling was provided, including guidance on diet, recommendation to take a low-dose aspirin, increased physical
activity, and continued weight loss.”

[Greg Olear @gregolear]

Rocky Hormuz...

c; @chunkled

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

OKAY HOLD STILL WHILE THEY INSTALL MY NAME ON YOU

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

the kind you find in a second hand store

[Eddie Gonzalez @rubrics4life]

red raspberry slime mold

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

YOU KNEW I WATH A STHNAKE WHEN YOU LETH ME IN

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They don’t belong here.

The truth has dropped ➡️ https://t.co/bE6YjLxbdY

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

@Jobyepl2 @StephenM

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

oh I'm sorry but we're not debating this.

@StephenM is 100% an ugly fuck in every possible way.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

"also $1.776 billion is a legit number and totally not symbolic or fraudy"

-jorblet duffledumps vance

[JD Vance @JDVance]

When politicians allow fraud to run rampant, normal Americans suffer.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

NICE WORK GREAT EFFORT OK BYE

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

kenny twoface is here all night folks

[Acyn @Acyn]

Paxton: My opponent is the most extreme radical the Democrats have ever nominated. He's even running a vegan campaign, whatever that is. Others refer to him as Low-T Talarico.

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

@WhiteHouse

[ᑕᕼᑌᑎK @chunkled]

who the fuck are you again

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

You have been in office since I was 17 years old. Your career is nothing more than failed impeachments. The day you leave office everyone will immediately forget you ever existed.

You inspire no one. Stand for nothing - and have no influence outside of the msnow greenroom.