Dahonis Selby

Father to three fab children. One with autism. All views and comments are my own....cake or death.

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@DailyMailUK ........soon to be ex-sergeant

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@IndyMusic @Independent #utter #rubbish

[Defence Photography @DefencePhoto]

"I would not wish any companion in the world but you" #ShakespeareSunday

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@NorthEastWeathr #Eurovision......utter trash

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@OrvilleIV Noooooooooooooooooo😔

[billy boy @WilliamGrist]

King Arthur, Oliver Cromwell, Winston Churchill where are you. Your country needs you

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@DurhamPolice @DurhamPoliceK9 If only 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@guardian Why white people???? He's crap even if he was an alien.....

[billy boy @WilliamGrist]

I liken the NHS to an expensive car, the staff are the engine, the managers are the gearbox and the government are the fuel, it makes no difference how good the engine is or how much fuel in the tank. if the gearbox is knackered you aint going nowhere

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@DailyMailUK Staring at coke on the floor #ironic

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@WilliamGrist The evidence had been removed long before the inspectors turned up........

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@VICE The world is quite mad

[Olly Gibbs @OllyGibbs]

You’ve outdone yourselves Morrisons

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@72Squadron Looks wrong without Phantoms on the pan.

[Roads & Transport MPS @MPSRTPC]

Our Commercial Vehicle Unit saw this on a car as they were returning to base. The vehicle was a PHV and the driver stated that they had only just got like this 🤥

Immediate Prohibition (PG9) issued & driver reported.

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@WestmonsterUK @LeaveEUOfficial @realDonaldTrump At least Trump will not over stay his visa.......

[Alex Deakin ⚡️☀️❄️🌧 @alexdeakin]

Hey @wigglebikeshop you sent me a faulty tyre (£45) Now you’re making me send it back and it could take 30 days plus to get a refund? I’m off the road for a month? Not good enough.

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@Telegraph They don't normally have to hide them. If they do it's normally under a stash of spice......

[Dahonis Selby @chunkydahonis]

@MetroUK Why are you reporting such awful stuff????