chunkygooch

An absolute shitposter

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Porn addiction came back, gotta take a break from X (Twitter) to strengthen my defences. My life was never bad when I drank 4+ times a week but porn…ruins lives. I’ll be back

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Need her throwing herself at me like this

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Annnnd she’s pregnant

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Been put on this earth to change body counts, not last names

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

I’ve got this fat girl fetish!!! Fat girls get the wettest!! She wants the burger she don’t want the lettuce!!!

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Need a bitch built like a white Porsche Carrera GT

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

I sprained my toe, I need someone to suck it better

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Personal opinion: Too much chocolate is no bueno, but buenos will always be bueno. White chocolate buenos are mucho bueno but Nutella covered buenos are no bueno

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

*Gun to my head, dick to my crack*
“Say Lebron ain’t the goat”
- just start diggin in my shit bro💔

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

I need a 12 layered chocolate cake or a footjob rn, either will do

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

What the fuck is a clitoris?

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Asked the guy beside me how he can hear the lecture with earbuds in. He moaned and groaned in a such methodic, poetic way and told me to kill myself. He was deaf.

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

2024 is a handjob
2025 is a ✨footjob✨

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

2024 was the edge to the 2025 bukkake

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

2024 was the precum
2025 is the real cum

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Shower thots…but instead they’re just respectable women and I drink a beer in the shower

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

Nigga wassup how gangster are you cuz? How gangster are you nigga? I’ll show you how gangster I am nigga, you can drop off your kid and run my fade…**********

End quote to the hardest intro to a Trippie redd song ever

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

You disrespect my hood, bout tellin me, take off my flag askin how gangster I was nigga. U lucky on dat day I was actin cool cuz, I told you I ain’t got time for dat my nigga, but today I got time cuz

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My nigga you came up on me on some fuck shit, I don’t make peace with niggas who come up on me on some disrespectful shit when I didn’t even know you nigga, you walked up on me and set down your beer like

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If I beat that pussy up is you gone tell on meeeee

[chunkygooch @chunkygooch]

1-2 beers about an hour before workout gave me the best workout/pump I’ve ever had, is that technically carb loading?