If you get the answer to the question you’ve been freaking out about three times, from three different random people, and you still fuck up, then you fucked up…
Someone you recently met: “You remember what you want to remember..”
Literally me: *hands a bowl of made-from-scratch peach cobbler to old college friend after dinner all excited for them to enjoy it*
“Aw damn, you allergic ain’t you?🫤”
Folks love showing off the brand new rides they can't afford to maintain when they think they up, but never fail to sleep on the lil putt-putt that helped them make a way when they couldn't get nowhere before.
You’ll know you’re living and walking in your God given purpose when you not only finally get the blessings you need, but also those aligned with you at the exact same time…
"How will you know if he's the one?"
Me: *gets the reoccurring itch going down party throwing rabbit hole after not hosting a get together in a minute*
Future Husband: *unprompted* You know, we ain't fired that grill up in a minute 🤔💭
......😮💨🫠👀👏🏾🤞🏾🗝️❤️💦
My Grounding Mantra: *sits in grass when pissed tf off*
"I might get a rash on my ass, but at least I didn't put my hands on anyone else's."
Progress is progress 🤷🏾♀️
Accept who someone says or shows who they are when they’re being their realest selves. It’s on you if you get in your feelings about how they speak to and treat you afterwards if you were already given the disclaimer and/or saw the warning.