sally

woop woop big up sally, im 16 and not fat, i like food + knocked a bitch out in Argos once for mistaking me for Angelina jolie

[sally @chunkyslut]

gurls dnt eva fuck on the first date

unless he buys u a kebab den treat dat boi cuz he's a keeper

[sally @chunkyslut]

woop woop it da sound ov the police

comin to arrest u cuz u iz fat

[sally @chunkyslut]

fingering urslef wiv a headache is so shit

[sally @chunkyslut]

cnt believe someone's chavved ma hoop earrings

[sally @chunkyslut]

just cuz I do btec helth an booty dnt mean I'm thick yall need 2 remove ur self from ma space

[sally @chunkyslut]

can sum 1 pls tell who da fuk did this fuckin spazzez omg so posses :@:&:@

[sally @chunkyslut]

gotta Jaffa cake in me belly button

boom

dinner sorted

[sally @chunkyslut]

my belly jus rumbled lol my days think there's a cat in der or sumink

[sally @chunkyslut]

jus woke up iz da kebab shop open yet

[sally @chunkyslut]

soz I ain't been tweetin in agez it jus cus I ate the wifi box a cuple weeks back

[sally @chunkyslut]

Tina jus bbm me sayin she had crabs so fat means Augustus May hav crabs wich men I hav crabs??? y is everting so confusy

[sally @chunkyslut]

don't care that I shagged someone behind lidle for a packet ov fags and a bottle of lambrini

u need to get over it I have

[sally @chunkyslut]

I cnt bang a personality babe

[sally @chunkyslut]

I was licking out suzy when she pulled dis face hhahahaha what a total cretin bless her

[sally @chunkyslut]

srylsy do sum ppl actually think I need to be told I'm fit?? lol I already like know

[sally @chunkyslut]

“@EmilyGarsden_: @chunkyslut your so hot :)”

oh my god fuk off u total lezza

[sally @chunkyslut]

feed her biscuits and rub her boobies

#SallysTipsToGetLaid

[sally @chunkyslut]

swag her all over the face

#SallysTipsToGetLaid

[sally @chunkyslut]

@erinwatsonTV_ I've been avin the longest shag ever lol

[sally @chunkyslut]

“@ollieaustin32: @_bethas @chunkyslut it worked”

MY TECNIQUES ALWAYS WORK HOW DO U FINK I GT LAID SO MUCH

#SallysTipsToGetLaid

#dikmagnet