Johnny Francis

20% Stud 80% muffin ——- Patiently waiting for sharknado 6 ——— Native American

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Some of the biggest vaginas I know pee standing up.

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So who all needs a foot massage ?

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What is lost can never be saved

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Today I managed to make myself some breakfast and that’s the biggest victory I’ve had in the last three days.

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i love you so let's get this fucking nightmare started.

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The secret isn't figuring out if she's crazy, it's figuring out what KIND of crazy she is.

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It’s amazing how clear a situation becomes once you stop giving a fuck about it.

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Kale is a great thing to eat if you are hungry and wanna stay that way.

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Can't decide which one I liked better, never reading The Hobbit or never seeing The Hobbit.

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A stranger asked me if I knew where to buy cocaine and I pretended to think about it a while before i said no, so he'd think i was cool. #fortmac

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I wonder if we can find some pen pals eh

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I wish I had American friends

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Pretty sure if a giant gorilla kidnapped my girlfriend I wouldn't be climbing ladders & jumping barrels to save her that sounds exhausting.

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Life is too short to be bitter. Find the sweet.

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I miss cancelling plans with my friends.

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Do these 600 McDonald's Monopoly pieces make me look disgusting?
#skipthedishes #fortmac

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@TheWordIsBurd #DonCherryIsRight

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@HarleyFrancis22 Who’s that ?

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Saw Elisha cuthbert at the Moncton Costco today.

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even the nicest people have a breaking point. #BellLetsTalk⁠ ⁠

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My New Years résolution is to try an stick with my New Years resolution. #2019fuckya