Wulfric Chuntley Jr.

Humble Slug Salesman. Journalist. Mother and Father. Creative writer. Scientist/Alchemist/Sage

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

Poopyslop almost caught a CAREER-SHITTING peepee spike after a POOPMAXXED peepee tried poopifying him on stream by calling him a poop boy while he was mid-shit between 2 DUNG-TIER SHITTERS at PEEPEEWORLD

[Clippd @gotclippd]

Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesterfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU😭

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

why are all the teams in the wc wearing pink boots? are they gay or something?

[nath 🍁🇧🇷 @chromojoy]

If Brazil loses all brazilians will immediatly die so please cheer for our national team

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@Varticoo i will kill myself https://t.co/UaD0G0f0nO

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

can’t sleep my canadian rhythm is all fucked up

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@melaninm_ because i love it

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

Lois
Peter
Brian
Stewie
Chris.
Mag

Didnt say a last name but i know what family youre thinking of…

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

just took a photo of myself wokring. #selfie #selfie #workinghardorhardly working

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@eggoslug yes

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@Varzenox no, you shouldnt even read posts on twitter. you shouldnt read anything at all ever

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@charcoalbrainz @Clav0Updates

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

thank you. this is going to be my last post ever before i kill myself.

[Gustav Kvikant @GustavKvikant]

The best time to start was yesterday.

The second best time to start is now.

Like literally NOW. Put the phone away. Go do the thing.

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@charcoalbrainz @Clav0Updates soap would’ve shot u in the head

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@charcoalbrainz @Clav0Updates soap wouldn’t say this 💔

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

i passed out like 4 times but ur poutine is done :3

[n @noorrbit]

craving poutine with mayo so bad…

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

face reveal

[Weschalo @Weschalo]

we do a little trolling

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@angelnak0 but a jest

[Wulfric Chuntley Jr. @chuntcel]

@joshypooper as a professional slug farmer, ive been saying this