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i am “not” hiding in your walls ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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when i die do NOT unfollow me. i will be back.

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my dog just laid down next to me and sighed so loud like girl i’m not happy i’m hammered drunk and in bed at 7:30 on a saturday night either but sometimes shit happens

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@jetsetradioooo mind you i’ve never met this guy and i don’t even know his name cuz i never saved his number in my phone

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who says romance is dead 😍

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@Orions_BeIt touches all up on u

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rest in peace my beautiful breakfast i don’t even want anymore :(

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this is deadass what all food looks like to me after my adderall kicks in

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do not piss me off and be bald or balding i go there

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@Orions_BeIt GOOOOOD MF MORNING

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buffalo wild wings commercial started by saying “text this to your ex and see what they say” and my head snapped up so fast i gave myself whiplash

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@jetsetradioooo

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@jetsetradioooo lemme put it this way. king arthur himself would not be able to pull me out of you

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@Orions_BeIt this is always happening to me

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i have literally never seen a man’s ig reels page and been like wow these are funny. like at all

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oh no! what if they hand you a diploma when you graduate???

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What If he cums in your mouth while you giving him blowjob😭?????

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driving behind a classic car on the freeway so you can huff the exhaust fumes >>>

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i love being a hot girl so i don’t have to have rizz. a guy described a date idea to me and i told him that’s what they would do for me if i was getting put down the next day and he was like sick let’s do it

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@KimChiSpicey what the fuck is chinxico that’s latasia

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and for my next trick i will lose 15lbs in two weeks

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@Orions_BeIt she’s literally my icon