Zach Churan

Sales guy at Clear Channel Outdoor. Big fan of bourbon, jelly beans, and the Chicago Cubs....

[Zach Churan @churanimal]

@DatShitKra_Mer Wade is awful and shows zero interest in any insight other than “these are my buddies”. Let Robbie Hummel do color for these games. He’s right there and currently a top 5 analyst.

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@DatShitKra_Mer The second unit is the better team. Embiid and Book being starters is a joke.

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@desipiodotcom That’s every one of Taillon’s lunch orders.

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@DatShitKra_Mer Bird was professional. Stewart was stunned to silence. Taurasi called it garbage on the spot. True to form for all of them.

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@DatShitKra_Mer I’m as big a ball guy as you will find and you would have to hold me at gunpoint to have me watch spring training games.

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@DatShitKra_Mer “Gym I go to”. BRAGGGGGG

[Zach Churan @churanimal]

If you are a true Cubs fan your hate rankings of baseball teams is always Cardinals at 1 and Cubs at 2. Never trust a non self-loathing Cubs fan.

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Hate Rankings, updated 12/13/23

1. Cardinals
2. Brewers
3. Dodgers
4. Mets
5. Reds
6. Yankees
7. Pirates
8. Marlins
9. Astros
10. Braves

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@DatShitKra_Mer Joe Buck firmly in his “a disgusting act” phase of the career

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@desipiodotcom He’s gone full Javy….

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@NPHMKE I thought it started at 7 and immediately shit it off when I saw Lalas’ face.

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@desipiodotcom The game certainly didn’t need it, but it’s 10x more enjoyable with Enberg and Bilas on the call. They were the gold standard of tourney announcers in the mid-200’s.

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@desipiodotcom Amazing how everyone not called the A’s plays their best ball against the Cubs.

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@desipiodotcom I’m all for more noon games, but acting he’s acting like this is a revelation. The bears based on market size almost always get 4-5 prime time games regardless of how good they are. We should know, we’ve watched them get their doors blown off enough in those spots.

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@desipiodotcom Always nice to give away a getaway game before playing, checks notes, the dodgers and padres for 10 games.

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@desipiodotcom Madrigal’s only value to the team will be getting Hosmer killed by a runner with an awful, weiney-armed throw. That IL stint nearly started today!

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@desipiodotcom One of the many problems with having a back up catcher as your manager, is he thinks back up catchers are good. So much so that you have to carry two back up catchers on the roster.

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@wischlist I’m the biggest Ill homer, but how is Kansas vulnerable? 17 quad 1 wins.

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@wasram He also said the Vikings were “guaranteed” 2 home playoff games if they are the three seed. Without mentioning they have to win the first playoff game.

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@TheDude1321 Suh Dirty?