church bubble guy

I care about the world when they enter my church building and I serve them by showing them where to park or saying Hi enthusiastically at the front door.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

#Christians openly panicking over #Ebola exposes the churches' failure to disciple and lead. #fearisoppositeoffaith

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

@legomars Fear is the opposite of faith

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

The panic over #Ebola is proof we need #CommonCore , we don't understand probability or logic.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

@Pat_Answers Well played! Yes, nothing better to escape the filth of humanity than a bubble at sea. Just me and Pat Roberts books

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

#Jesus is my Lord, but #politics and my country is where I devote my time. #teaparty #idol

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

Go ye unto all the gas stations and scare people. #fundamentalism #transactionalevangelism

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

The odor of #JameisWinston arrogance and privilege repels us. Are we likewise repelled by our own brokenness?

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

The next time my name is called at the #DMV, I'm going to use the #surprisedpageantface. Name a place where it would be funny. #MissAmerica

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

#Patriotism now means posting a #NeverForget meme on #facebook, yet bitching about a Presidential speech interrupting #AGT the night before

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

If you love your dog more than the #immigrant, you might have a twisted #theology. #immigration #ImmigrationReform #immigrationcrisis

[Francis of Assisi @Francis__Assisi]

Instead of spending your life seeking more luxuries, seek justice, seek freedom, seek the commune.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

I'm working on #legislation that will require #God to seperate the nations in #heaven. I can't be near the #Mexicans #sarcasm.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

@pastor_troy_alm Too many arrows from the world. I spent the past year fortifying my bubble.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

This #Christian cross is getting in the way of my solemn #America worship. #americanizedreligion

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

I'm baaack.

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

"@TheRealJoshMAC: @churchbubbleguy #idreamofachurchthat values the teachings of Jesus more than the ramblings of Bill O'Reilly" Your turn...

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

@TheRealJoshMAC Well done

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

#idreamofachurchthat defends #orphans with the same zeal as they defend #guns. Your turn #idreamofachurchthat....

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

Is the ability to add syllables to words considered as a spiritual gift for pastors?

[church bubble guy @churchbubbleguy]

I'm glad the Creator of the universe loves me more because I wear a suit on Sunday.