@ambergambler_ Sh**housery at its finest.
I called someone a “peasant” once on the football pitch and the player run around screaming to his team mates “that bloke just called me a pheasant” he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box
@shiner_sam My daughter is going to be pissed at me as I’ve just given my pampered pooch the left over roast beef she wanted to take for her lunch for work tomorrow