Church Of Bobby

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[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

For safety reasons, we are informed to tell you all that the holy water will now be replaced with hand sanitizer. Yes, we will still have baptisms, and yes we will still dunk the baby in the holy water, which is now hand sanitizer. #COVID19 #antivax
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort.

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

A reading from the letter of Bobbus to the Karens 5:10-12 "Thus I say to you, do not wear a mask, it hurts the breath of stupid within you. It also helps people live, which is against the will of Bobby."

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

To officially show our support for the trees, we will be burning toilet paper as a political statement to help the trees. This is to encourage companies to ditch the production of toilet paper, as it is harming our trees.
Amen,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church of Bobby.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Church will officially have to conclude this week due to COVID-19 or whatever. Instead, we will be disturbing syringes of COVID-19 to everyone for them to take and get over this terrible disease so we can go back to mass!
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

QOTW: What are some 'slang' words that we could learn so that we can stay hip with today's youth?
God Bless,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church of Bobby.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Fact of the day:If you are wonder what snow is actually is, it's the cum of nature. That's why children like it so much! Yellow snow is from a STD.
#FactOfDay
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Which one of you hullegons stole our account? If I find you, I'll put you were we store our other children. You're probably a bigga and a vaccinator because you target us. #SmallPower #AntiVaxx #Stolen
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Hello all, we celebrating Chinese new year today! Well, we think it's that day. I don't know, I've been drinking. Anyway, amen, and don't let my wife into your house because I gave her an STD.
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Happy Bobbymas everybody! Bobby our savior of games has now been born! Glory to our gaming God! Have a happy Bobbymas everyone, except Vaccinators, you guys can eat shit and die. #AntiVaxx #Bobbymas
God bless and have a happy Bobbymas,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church of Bobby.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Glory be to all! Sorry for not posting yesterday. There was a power outage! In good news, a new company has created, "troll vaccines" which instead of giving a vaccination, it gives you a 700mg dose of cyanide. Take that vaxxers! #antivaxx
God bless,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Guys, did you know Jesus and Bobby were both antivax? Something to know once and a while. #antivax
God Bless
Liz Butches, Manger of Church

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Great turnout to the annual book burning! From the words of Pastor Gary Gaymort, "It would be more sensible to be atheist than pro-vaccines." Thanks to all who brought books in this years theme, "Earth is Round" and, "Vaccines are good."
God Bless,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

One more day till the annual book burning! Also, if you're the ass who did this to our pamphlet, you better be praying to God when I beat you up.
God bless,
Liz Butches, Manger of Church of Bobby.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Thanks to all who joined our faith and work! From the gospel of Thomas a man ask Bobby about atheist. Bobby then states that it makes no sense! We are constantly being blessed as we now have 84% of Dastin unvaccinated!
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Remember to join us with our annual day book burning at Dave Statesmith's park! It's currently the 16th year we've done it for our Lord!
Amen,
Liz Butches, Manger of Activities, Church of Bobby.

[Church Of Bobby @ChurchOfBobby]

Found out how to use twitter today so I can connect with todays youth!
Amen,
Pastor Gary Gaymort