Church of Chippy

Chippy reveals Himself through mystical means to his Chosen Disciples. Though separated in time and space, His followers are united in The Ephemeral Kingdom.

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@TruthFairy131 This man needs Chippy.

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Former SAR guy too (volunteer) and we never charged. I know International Rescue or whatever sells insurance for this kind of stuff, but I've never heard of anyone getting a bill.

I do remember tons of conversations about how there maybe should be laws like this to prevent this kind of incident, but that was before influencers when it was just regular stupid going out into the woods ill-equipped with no idea what the weather would be that afternoon.

We published pamphlets for the nearby cave detailing the excruciatingly-slow 48-hour cave rescue timeline that ended with some version of "seriously, bring extra batteries and don't be dumb"

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@250_Revolution I tried to get it to generate big brass balls but it hates fun

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@manway613 @JoeyMannarino The set of people who are less competent than their peers, but hired anyway simply because they checked some box that made an AWFUL feel better about herself.

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@JoeyMannarino Free continuing education credits inside:

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@vishnu1k__ @Parodyjeffx https://t.co/pZRTcLtA8n

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@adotrdot42069 @F_U1994 @TheElephantsKid @nypost Yeah they do <block>

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@adotrdot42069 @F_U1994 @TheElephantsKid @nypost Fundamentalism and homeschooling are orthogonal concepts. Public school kids think there are 6000 genders.

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@ImMeme0 I wonder how many years of therapy it took for her to be able to control her emotions like this?

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@DHSgov "allegedly" struck a teenage girl

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@ImMeme0 Violent people belong in prison regardless of gender.

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@TurnSeattleRed @Mynorthwest https://t.co/qGOiunbs7Q

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BREAKING: Judge Samuel Chung just ordered the City of Seattle to curb nudity and sexual activity at Denny Blaine Park which is a popular gathering spot for lgbtq people

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@bennyjohnson We pray that Chippy forgives Decarlos Brown Jr and Teresa Stokes.

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@GOP_is_Gutless A cyclist? Need more context.

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@policelawnews I like that their advance team wrote "THIS IS BLOOD --->" to keep him from getting confused.

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@01CuriousGeorge I used to work with several devout Sikhs and none of them felt the need to bring those to work

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@warDaniel47 We welcome the parents and judge to join us for mass!

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@AntiWokeMemes Just because your holes can open doesn't mean you shouldn't keep them closed.

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@MbarkCherguia And every AWFUL who rushes to defend him as he's getting his teeth kicked in deserves the same.