Churmelon

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

*Shouting at hot girl over blaring music in the club*

“SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS PLACE SHUTS DOWN? MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GONNA HEAD OVER TO THE PARK TO BLOW UP A BUNCH OF ANTI-HOMELESS ARCHITECTURE WITH PIPE BOMBS. YOU SHOULD COME WITH”

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

[Churmelon @churmelon]

bag it up while you’re pipin down

[Churmelon @churmelon]

how brain dead do you have to be work at cnbc

[CNBC @CNBC]

America just took out the world's no. 1 bad guy https://t.co/60FJtQmTJ7

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

Yup 🐟 🦑 🐾

[Churmelon @churmelon]

my New Years resolution is to die for baby yoda

[Churmelon @churmelon]

Imagine thinking that notifications of “recommended tweets” will make people use this app more

[Churmelon @churmelon]

My mother walks through blood and bones to work every day, so I bought her this electric longboard for Christmas. The only gift I needed was her reaction ❤️ and 500k retweets on the video

[Churmelon @churmelon]

drank so much peppermint schnapps last night my head feels like Elon musk snuck into my house and beat me with the power of 1000 cybertrucks while I was sleeping

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@FlareonAndOff ❤️

[✞ @GUNNERSELLWHITE]

If flatbed freestyle ain’t played at midnight I’m shooting this whole party up on god

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@Brad_T_Quinn @AdamShefterXXX @barstooltweetss No shit dumbass

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@davidweidman97 @Alek_Bittinger Hold that L

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@davidweidman97 @Alek_Bittinger And it boils down to the fact that using his death to promote your terrible music is not even comparable to enjoying Mac after his death, even if the only way you discovered it is through his passing.

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@davidweidman97 @Alek_Bittinger Actually what you’re not comprehending is that it’s not a competition about who shows the most love, or who’s been showing love for the longest.

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@davidweidman97 @Alek_Bittinger Once you realize how stupid you sound, all you can do it throw insults. How shocking.

[Churmelon @churmelon]

@davidweidman97 @Alek_Bittinger Yeah you’re right, showing Mac’s music love after his death is so awful. I bet his family is saying “if you haven’t supported him since childhood you can take your prayers and fuck off.”