Joel Williams

Part machine. Part pastry.

[Sporting News MLB @sn_mlb]

Fresno Grizzlies are becoming the Fresno Tacos for a night and we can't wait http://t.co/TOJbfbpe2T

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Long John Silver’s Introduces New Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep http://t.co/TGCXXBH0PE

[NI (now part of Emerson) @NIglobal]

Looking for a conference? Attend #NIWeek August 3-6 in Austin, with the brightest minds in engineering and science. https://t.co/VYgLiajs6u

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

the republicans now have more presidentiel candidates than jery had girlfriends

[Arrested Development @arresteddev]

Here's some money. Go see a star war.

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

.@Syfy greenlights 'Geeks Who Drink'—our exclusive interview with host @ZacharyLevi: http://t.co/H2vw3AHFjd

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

It is an illusion that if we find our one true soul mate, everything wrong with us will be healed.

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

@BergstromExpy Enjoyed the video showing the virtual roadway. Very informative!

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Son, life is too short to remove the USB safely.

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

@zamoose May I suggest "Beware of Doug"

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

@zamoose why u keep changing name?

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

What if Parks and recreation still on TV

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

"I'm Old Gregg!"

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

Wolf chili, made with bits of real wolf so you know it's good.

[Joel Williams @churrobot]

Unintentional misspellings = annoying
Intentional misspellings = funi

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Imagen seinfeld was Social network

NEWMAN: When you control the facebook, you control...INFORMATIEN
(via @kmccauley)

[American Enterprise Institute @AEI]

Sunday marks 25 years since the Berlin Wall was torn down. http://t.co/C0RHRn4nTg

[Sporting News MLB @sn_mlb]

Brandon Finnegan is the 1st player to appear in College World Series and World Series in same season.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I feel sorry for Chipotle in Texas. Why bother?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A #Tetris movie is in the works: http://t.co/JfDQ1zA3CA