Chutmonkey

Monkey Enthusiast, Unexpecting Father of None, and Aspiring Voice Actor. Geek account by @rogdiggity

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Had someone at work ask me “Did you ever play a game called Multiversus?”

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I said smoking on that shit that made the grinch steal Christmas

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smoking on that shit that made the grinch steal Christmas

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When the tv remote isn’t responding so you have to really mean it when you press the power button

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Went to a party last night with the SpongeBob movie playing in the background

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I wasn’t gonna drink tonight, but I’m missing Joe Biden like a motherfucker 😔

[selma😈 @twtselma]

pirate trying to call someone out:

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When I say I love frogs I’m not talking about the cute ones with blush on their cheeks and a tiny little smile. I’m talking about the ugly fuckers drenched in goop, the ones with the wart-shaped bodies that sit like they’re waiting on a business client to negotiate with.

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Movie of the decade and it’s not even out

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘SONIC 3’ has been released

In theaters on December 20.

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So do I go home for Thanksgiving or stay away from conservative family members because I do NOT want to hear anyone celebrating right now

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Me in 2013

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

it’s monday and i’m gonna make this little bastard pay for it

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Is somebody gonna match my silly?

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What they don’t tell you about gaining weight is how much harder it gets to clip your fucking toe nails

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@DiscussingFilm @GatorsDaily

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Sometimes it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission

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@Faithybird1 can I have your last Crumbl cookie?

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Matt Walsh is under the impression that transgender people have done nothing. On Trans Day of Visibility, lets look at some of the contributions, accomplishments, and amazing things transgender people have done.

We have always been here.

[Pirate Posting 🇵🇸 @pirate_posting]

PLAAANK ‼️‼️‼️ 👹👹👹🗣🗣🗣

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Had to get one more clip before season one ended

[Aether Studios @StudiosofAether]

Clairen is back to take on Loxodont in Rivals 2! This time, Loxodont is the newest playable character to join the Aether Universe.

Clairen, the Flame’s Salvation, and Loxodont, the Molten Emperor, join the cast of Rivals 2 releasing later this year in 2024.

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Why would I ever wear my own clothes when they always look better on my gf