Andy

All the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on.

[Andy @chutuk]

Well done @homebargains, really mastered this online shopping lark... Idiots.

[Andy @chutuk]

@SmartSpencie Hi mate, can't send a DM but just wondering if you've still got those mega links to S18 and 19 of The Bill as mentioned on reddit. Cheers

[Andy @chutuk]

@WestMidRailway @nxwestmidlands Sorry typo. I meant 1846

[Andy @chutuk]

@WestMidRailway @nxwestmidlands Ooh in that case I'll aim for the train at 17:46 in longbridge then. It's scheduled to leave New St in 3min. Assume it's still running?

[Andy @chutuk]

@WestMidRailway @nxwestmidlands Thanks. How do I get a refund on my £5.30 ticket from Longbridge without you trying to steal £5 of it in fees?

[Andy @chutuk]

@WestMidRailway @nxwestmidlands Hi, I assume the nature of the incident means you don't see services returning to normal any time soon? Should I assume that there will be disruption for at least 2 hours?

[Andy @chutuk]

@winternip1983 @nxwestmidlands I've just asked the same question and can see nxwm were really helpful! Looks like the Traffilog service is completely down as can't even reach their website. I assume that's the reason there's no data, would be nice to have an official answer though

[Andy @chutuk]

@nxwestmidlands Is real time tracking down? Not seeing any live data on https://t.co/5MlbKhRZl8 or Google maps

[Andy @chutuk]

Now it's miles off route? What is going on

[Andy @chutuk]

@nxwestmidlands I knew the 20 service would go to shit as soon as it was extended back into town. Used to be so reliable I didn't mind getting the bus. However, looks like you're back to your normal ways. Anything that actually works must be scrapped. Back to driving/taxis

[Andy @chutuk]

#24hoursinpolicecustody

Things the law (and this government) allow:

✅ Sell a shot gun for cash in a public car park having had a quick glance at someone's fake licence.

❌ Two full fat cokes at Nandos.

[Andy @chutuk]

@kevwgs A little late to the party but been watching on catchup. My contribution...

[Andy @chutuk]

Downplaying? Sure. #DestinationXuk #destinationx

[Andy @chutuk]

The shocking thing about that episode of #thegreathousegiveaway is after all that work and the sale falling through. It was listed back on the market for £140k and sold for that, meaning the boys walked away with nothing. What an absolute shitter.

https://t.co/34waBRx5qi

[Andy @chutuk]

@MissFunkyNess But Darrrrling! (Said in stupid childish broken English despite being natively fluent)

[Andy @chutuk]

@loveisbakedbri Yup, she went away for a year, seemingly picked a religion at random and now she's back laying down ultimatums. I'd have told her to pack her bags and fuck off! Also..not sure who booked the room, but why's she in the bed and him on the sofa? You sleep on the sofa bitch! 😆

[Andy @chutuk]

@PinkDomesNY This, this, a million times this. They even had to subtitle her on occasion in ep3. Drives me mad!

[Andy @chutuk]

@virginmedia Hi - Looks like you've got the audio channels on ITV2+1 mixed up. English - Stereo is giving an Audio Description where as Audio Description - Stereo isn't. Not happening on Freesat. Can this please be looked at