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[worm @616mvrdock]

got no change sorry brother

[fola @kxngjollof]

I celebrated that Enzo red card like a goal

[Jaack @Jaack]

Enzo red card… aw… couldn’t have happened to a bigger cunt

[☆chi☆🦋 @YappingChi]

they're having a chop off again 😭😭😭😭

[Lee ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @rylandgraceful]

made first contact and the alien had a fagcent

[gojo argentino 🇦🇷 @valopa_]

EL Q GANA SE QUEDA CON LA CUSTODIA DEL FANTASMA DE LIAM PAYNE

[GAGE+Y @shapedgloss]

if you dont like pickles on your sandwich youre an age regressing pedophile

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

first i’ve heard of it, glad she kept it low-key

[luca @jussawhole]

My job is actually really great I just hate working

[ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻 @swagoloog]

It angers me when ugly men are horny

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

keep an eye on those corners brotha

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

please don’t flirt w me if you got multiple people in your phone #TooCrazyForThat #AttentionHog #ShouldOnlyBMe

[n @noorrbit]

Sybau (Subhanallah you’re beautiful and unique)

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

and i'm not even living la vida loca.

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars

[🤍 @chuu_tv]

men have told me they were "falsely accused of rape" and theyre all living fine btw

[isha 🏳️‍⚧️ @LightmodeIsha]

i gotta delete Instagram man