valerie

aus | 24 | they them (: married to @dazaiext | pinned is wip soz | i rt nsfw sometimes | proship dni

[QingChao 清朝 🇨🇳 @qingchao1917]

The left doesn't want you to see this 👇👇👇

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Woke up at 3am to find my cat eating a slice of my pizza on my chest. The pizza was downstairs in the kitchen. Dragged it upstairs to eat it off my body.

[Sofi 🐦‍⬛🔻🌺 @resinthunder]

gotta wonder how the temperatures would be today had Israel not spent the past 2.5+ years trying to bomb Palestine (and now Lebanon) into oblivion

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

i couldn’t have a threesome i’d get jealous and start beating on the both of em

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Thinking about the time I got lost inside the duvet cover while trying to match up the corners and my cats all thought I was playing a game and started beating the sh*t out of me.

[bleh!! @pupzypup]

if i had a tail i would be wrapping it around my partners leg all the time i think

[The Alien @TheAlienKnows]

Didn’t feel like it.

[10qi @_10qi]

having a princess complex but all my friends are leftists so im getting publicly executed

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

HAVING A CRUSH IS SO EMBARRASSINGGGGGGGG HEY HERE'S MY FUCKING ENTRAILS. CAN YOU HOLD THEM FOR ME. AND ALSO MY HAND

[valerie @chuuyazip]

@dazaiext i can’t talk here … email me xx

[valerie @chuuyazip]

looking for someone to blame for my problems and how i feel and my thoughts. hmu

[Hans Amsler @HansAmsler33]

Learning that Dunkleosteus had flesh over its bones instead of wearing them like armour is unimaginable aura loss.
I was so enraged by this that I drew him as a soyjak. Dunkleosoysteus

[ಇlexis @bludvial]

flirting with u via overwatch whispers

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Lark @king_of_limb]

figured I'd treat myself with a little bit of solo "Human Centipede" tonight. eating food with my mouth and pooping poop from my rear

[⚢ mew @mewpanties]

When people hc overworked ladies as sexually dominant I get annoyed because clearly that is a woman who needs to be submissive because she works so hard….

[Lee ☔️ @rcntlydcccased]

Jareth the goblin king riding a unicorn because I have free will

[mel @ruramme]

waiter waiter more evil moms in overwatch please !!!!!!!!
#shion #mizuki

[jaz @itolerateshit]

this explains it very well