Chuy

keeper of the cheese & knower of nonsense.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@KateQFunny That’s a cool mask. I need to step up my mask game.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Voting for nothing makes no sense. They don’t just want your vote. They need your vote.

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

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[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

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[Chuy @chuy1106]

What’s with all the wind storms? I’ve been in the bay pretty much my entire life & never recall winds like this & now it’s blowing around constantly

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@chipfoose @JaguarUSA @Jaguar @RefinishNews @SEMASHOW This is by far one of beautifulest things I have ever seen. It’s absolutely gorgeous.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@KateQFunny I thought people pay extra for that 😊

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@thatcher_j A planned Uber protest. Drivers want to unionize and plan to take over parts of Market Street.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

Had a great time camping this past weekend. Sitting here in my chair fighting to stay awake I realize how out of shape I’m in. All that swimming and walking around kicked my ass in a good… https://t.co/69S8m8xMq1

[Chuy @chuy1106]

This is one of the greatest lightning rounds ever! Perfect breakdown of a broken system

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@msshanarobinson So does that mean you don’t want to come over to listen to my Jimmy Buffett records?

[Chuy @chuy1106]

There’s a serious ring around the moon. Either that or I ate something that’s got me tripping and I’m about to reach Saturn.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

Wow. You never know how deep of an impact the shutdown has sometimes. I hope they reopen so Mr. Lincoln csn get back to his lazy boy.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lincoln Memorial Empty After Former President’s Statue Furloughed https://t.co/LMvO03avx0

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@msshanarobinson There goes my secret to dating. Guess I have to find a new way to initiate conversation.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

Oh Mr. Robo call how you make me laugh. Remember kids the IRS will never call you. Especially if they are planning on suing you. Instead use this number to sign… https://t.co/e9UUMt72lD

[Chuy @chuy1106]

If you’re gonna have a kegerator you might as well personalize it. Welcome to Dark Side brewery. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy… https://t.co/pan6m6l80h

[Chuy @chuy1106]

It’s National Vegan day. To celebrate I had 2 steak tacos, ceviche, a churro, a class on how to make an ofrenda for dia de los muertos, and some chips. I was asked to place something on the alter so I put my resume on it to honor my dead career. 😊

[Chuy @chuy1106]

Gum disease is no laughing matter 😊

[Flavia Godoy Dominguez @godoyflavia]

My orthodontist’s office is so dead today.

[Chuy @chuy1106]

@UnboxTherapy I say go for the XL

[Chuy @chuy1106]

Came back from my vacation exhausted so I decided to take a vacation from my vacation to recover