sof

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[La sua voce Ti conforta @Neto_Doom]

Bueno, hijos de su puta madre. Si no es favor a la verga

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𖤐 ⁀ 𝒶𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾. ‍ @jddumars]

matt damon if he doesn't mention ben affleck out of the blue in an interview https://t.co/HuykqQq1g4

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[diana ೄྀ࿐ @wi7derness]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[YoI Nation @YoINation]

Shouldn't have canceled Ice Adolescence

[mar @yunamity]

the minions would've served sukuna

[𝒁𝒐𝒆 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @ImZoerua]

yo: voy a salir a la calle, espero que no haga bochorno
la calle:

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[KayB @itsohhhhkaybaby]

I miss when liking someone didn’t give you psychosis

[elle 🦭 @2axelbot]

a duo we just made up

[Ringo loves mojitos @lanainterludes]

cuando trato de ver una pelicula sáfica y todas las opciones q hay son:

- infiel al marido
- infiel al marido
- infiel al marido
- but im a cheerleader
- infiel al marido
- infiel al marido (pero en los 90s)
- infiel al marido
- bottoms

[as travars ੈ✩ 🐞 yumandot!! @taquiner_]

They will finally send Ilia to Beijing 😍

[Adri @livingreminder]

lo de no tener ni obsession ni backrooms aún en cines españoles es suficiente para volverse completamente demente

[໊ @natchios]

"but but elektra manipulated matt!1!1!!🥺🥺🥺" how is it her fault he's stupid as fuck

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

lo que no te mata te baja el promedio académico