Jezuz G 🗯

move along I’m only 5’6” 🚗💨sutututututuuuuu

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

In need of head

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

#1 method for weight loss:

Just keep throwing up

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Bro I just wanna fight niggas what is this??? 😭😭😭😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

my iPhone 6S after they announce the iPhone 15 tomorrow

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

All booties matter

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

Nahhh this got it.

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

Date night checklist

✅Pizza
✅Watch Spider-Man
✅Sex

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

Gave her a roses on Mexican Mother’s Day, but they were “just because flowers”😏

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

Life has been so ass lately
I just openly accept defeat now and move on🙃

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

“I like her but she got a boy friend” + “she likes the attention that I give her” + “her love language is physical touch”

[👊🏾Throwing Handz👊🏾 @Throwing_Handz]

Talking TOUGH gone WRONG: Boy gets hit so hard his Airpods went flying LOL

[. @madnssxo]

you just had to be there

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

my house plant watching me pour water in my bong

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

“I’d love to take you out on a date but my car is still broken
🥺😔”

Her: “it’s ok we can take my car😁”

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

4DOOR INTEGRA

[Evan Shanks @EvanShanks]

Coolest 4 door car in existence?

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

My 97’ Acura Integra sedan 😎❤️

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

Can I paint your ass orange like a pumpkin on Halloween?

[Jezuz G 🗯 @chuydaholy]

@speakingofsav The costumer service voice be making you feel like a different person