chynna

blue hair on an aquarius? groundbreaking.

[chynna @chvnnaa]

you know the “say your dog’s favorite words” tiktok? mine is playing “call your girlfriend” by robyn for tina and watching her do the choreography against her will

[chynna @chvnnaa]

because my aquarius sister does NOT give a fuck and might even find this a lil funny tbh

[jolt @meltborne]

kayda’s face when zach tried to press her😭😭 #loveislandusa

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i made tina watch today’s ep of love island with me and her commentary is always elite, i genuinely wish she cared enough about this show to watch all season because her takes are always correct and no one else is as mean as she is

[chynna @chvnnaa]

well, dave, depression IS life threatening. wishing for d*ath is kind of a well known symptom.

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

Wife has tapered off SSRIs (Effexor). You really ought to think very hard before you start a prescription in the first place. Whatever you are trying to treat with the SSRIs better be life threatening.

[chynna @chvnnaa]

the evil (the vegas golden knights) has been defeated. brandon bussi, you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.

[chynna @chvnnaa]

literally there was a medical emergency after voulez-vous and i heard someone nearby go “okay well it’s gonna take a minute to get to them, they can finish the song 🙄”

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i love chicago like why are we walking through midsommar and saw anthony rapp casually just being one of the crowd

[jul @julsadventures]

When does Chicago get its Mamdani

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i finally caught up on love island and unfortunately great value nicolandria have caught me in their web. i am a sucker for a white boy obsessed with their nonchalant baddie black gf.

[eros🌋🏰 @violetstrap]

Bom segundo o twitter bissexuais não existem então a partir de hoje me considero uma divindade; um conceito abstrato; una idéia distante que transcende a matéria

[chynna @chvnnaa]

carolina’s goalie is named bussi so we’re counting that for pride month idc

[chynna @chvnnaa]

we got tina’s dad on ft at the beginning of the third and since we were on with, canes scored 3x so we’ve told him he’s not allowed to hang up until the end of the game. hockey superstitions are real and i believe them.

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i’m so sorry but please take andersson out of goal at this point, like this is painful to watch (yes i’m watching hockey during pride month i’m sorry)

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i had a gay man tell me after doing a full split while sitting on the bar that “you’re exactly who you think you are” and i will ride that high until the day i die

[chynna @chvnnaa]

tina and i will have to be dragged out of ours by our fingernails but i can’t lie, this is gorgeous and exactly why i love chicago apartments

[keiko @kaylaadempsey]

goodbye chicago apartment

[chynna @chvnnaa]

i’m driving to montreal to give dobeš a g*n at this point

[chynna @chvnnaa]

sami did her first shot of malort at sidetrack and told the bartender “yeah i expected worse”

[chynna @chvnnaa]

sami and i are watching the one direction movie together for the first time in like a decade and it’s truly like being awakened like a sleeper agent

[chynna @chvnnaa]

when are new episodes of the muppets coming out, i need more rizzo the rat in my life

[𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝 @WfromDeBall]

Move Bears vs Packers to another country and see what happens Goodell