chantal

Corporate Baddie👜📡
El Paso | Houston | Philadelphia
Honored to be this ✨b l e s s e d✨

[chantal @chvntvlli]

The people in El Paso who call the northeast "ghetto" or "dangerous" have LITERALLY never been outside of El Paso, let alone Texas. It cracks me up🤣

[GREAT @sir_great07]

having a partner that u can talk about Game of Thrones, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and House of the Dragon is so underrated.

[KB @kbyrd2_]

I’m so thankful I am old enough to have experienced Flavor of Love in real time. Television truly was never the same.

[𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆 @surrealslant]

"I cant stand Rhaenyra"

Then kneel

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girl to girl: sometimes you’ll find an old picture of yourself and suddenly realize you were actually beautiful during a time when you spent so much energy criticizing yourself.

[pris @pwiscila]

Having a voracious appetite on my period and feeling like him

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Let em know Big Reeb

[➣ 𐙚🫧 ೀ @werepixies]

we have survived centuries without ai now y’all act like you can’t even create a thought without typing it into a generator

[TRC❤️ @ADORECHAN]

TikTok comments be funny asf😭 this girl posted she drove 20 hrs to pop up on a man somebody commented you might as well get your CDLs😂😂😂

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[𝓓𝓻. 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓯 🍽️𝓽𝔀𝓽 @skinanach]

the audacity my stomach has to growl when it has 30kg of belly fat right there

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

Going to the gym and realizing I’m losing more laundry detergent than weight.

[gaby @ggclx_]

Them big tittiess girls be in seatbelts like this %

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A billionaire can write off a private jet as a business expense, but a teacher can't write off the crayons she bought for her classroom. A CEO can deduct a $500 steak dinner, but a nurse can't deduct the scrubs she's required to wear.

[milad @mladamri]

they paint you with the colors they have

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One day they’re gonna make us watch an ad before we’re allowed to answer the phone.

[Hermosa Chanel 💋 @ChanelIzHermosa]

whoever own tubi gotta be the dvd man from back in the day .

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.