ezra lee miller

on a mission to make the world so much worse than i found it

[ezra lee miller @chvrchll]

no phones at concerts is very ableist. for example what if i hear a plane fly over and need to check flightradar to see where it’s going

[pizza @pizzadrienne]

the toronto blue jays are a truly insane baseball team. wdym half ur team is injured, you’ve got some random guy pitching, but you’re winning because a guy named charles mcadoo got a home run in his first mlb game

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tulsa Drillers, double-A affiliate of the Dodgers, are planning to suspended their bat dog program after their former first-round pick Kendall George suffered a patellar injury jumping out of the way of a bat dog 💔

(Via @TulsaDrillers, @ByJackHarris)

[ezra lee miller @chvrchll]

weather so awful this spring i havent seen this video on the tl once yet

[Corno Pronk @IDefsHateYou]

The Chair Company (2025)

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[ezra lee miller @chvrchll]

jays fans yearn for a game without T DOT OHH! during every at-bat

[Louisville Bats @LouisvilleBats]

Gates open at 5. First pitch at 6:05 PM.

Be there 👉 https://t.co/cm5nDLrYR7

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

This is where Addison Barger sleeps after getting two walks and an outfield assist in his debut off the IL

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Kazuma Okamoto on just misssing his 3rd home run of the night in his last at-bat (via Yusuke Oshima):

“I didn’t have my pre-game quesadilla today. I think if I’d had that, it would have been a home run." #BlueJays

[ezra lee miller @chvrchll]

we are about to get alcohol and gambling in places previously inconceivable

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

NEW: For the first time since 2021, the Progressive Conservatives have fallen to second place in popular opinion polling.

The Liberals, who have yet to elect a leader, are now at 38% while Doug Ford’s party has fallen to 36% according to a Liaison Strategies poll.

This is part of a trend in polls. (338 graphic)

#onpoli

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Had the back patio redone last week.

Four guys showed up at 8:15.

At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup.

The foreman said "a what."

I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any blockers."

He said "we just got here."

I said "right so no blockers. Great. Let's reconvene at noon."

He looked at his crew. His crew looked at the ground.

At noon I went back outside. Asked for a status update.

He said "we're on track."

I said "on track relative to what baseline."

He said "the plan."

I said "is the plan documented somewhere."

He pointed at the patio.

Fair enough.

My wife came outside around 2 PM.

She said "have you been out here all day."

I said "I've been providing board-level oversight."

She said "you've been sitting in a lawn chair watching four men work."

I said "that's what board-level oversight is."

She went inside.

They finished Thursday. One day ahead of schedule.

The foreman shook my hand at the door and said "good working with you."

I said "likewise. I'll send over a post-mortem."

He said "please don't."

Sent from my iPhone

[Evan Johnson @thevoiceofevan]

They willingly went to a game between the Chicago White Sox and Washington Nationals on their wedding day? A thousand nations couldn’t break their bond, I wish them good health and endless prosperity for all their days

[ezra lee miller @chvrchll]

interesting…

[mau @rllydu]

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

[David Rider @dmrider]

I know of a jet for sale …

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

That people will complain about trash containerization is proof that people will complain about literally any change

[CN Tower / Tour CN @TourCNTower]

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit periwinkle for World IBS Day / Ce soir, la #TourCN sera illuminée en lilas pour la Journée de sensibilisation au syndrome du côlon irritable

[🐾peachiie ૮ ˶˃ ﻌ ˂˶ ა @peachiiepiiez]

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)