Anyways, there’s a giant ass duck standing outside my apartment window as I’m writing this, and he’s been there for the last few days, just staring at me.
i look forward to east coat winters because while it’s wet and cold here the sun still comes out and it feels really good to be in the cold with the sun shining whereas in the godless midwest you don’t see sunlight for 5 months of the year
"No I'm not Satan, I never fell, I love my dad, and yes I'm the king of hell." The exhausted sigh was so profound that it embodiment the concept of exhaustion.