Courtroom Brown

you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and an inside wound with drinking alcohol

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@EnglandUK Unless you work at the park. How can you be in the park and at work simultaneously 🤔

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

I don't get why players should have to do theatrics if VAR is in use

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

I'm not tryna hear all of that

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

Why do them guys keep going to a predominantly Asian area and then complain that it is predominantly Asian?

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[Ranty Man @RanTeeThree]

It’s important to know that the social media ban for under 16s is not a ban for under 16s.

It is a ban on *selected* social media for EVERYONE. Until you identify yourself.

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

Certified triple platinum

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Knicks fans were celebrating and threw this cone perfectly on someone’s head

This clip is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣

(via @sidetalknyc)

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

Not showing Asian football players lifting trophies or getting medals isn't a real thing is it?

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@StashPeso Loool. Hold tight Comfort

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@StashPeso

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

"Irony has only emergency use Carried over time, it is the voice of the trapped who have come to enjoy their cage"

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

On average, a jobseeker will need to apply for TWENTY FIVE different positions just to move into the next stage.

But if you're Black, one in 10 of the positions will be against you. If you're Asian, one in 20 will be against you.

If your name is "distinctively Black", your chance of a job is reduced by two percent.

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

How do you put stew in my fitness pal

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

1 & 4

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You can only pick 2:

1. Marry the perfect partner
2. Unlimited skincare
3. Unlimited free food
4. $20k every month
5. Read people’s minds

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@Louibanks_ Oh that happens to you too?

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@Louibanks_ COLD. When he stands over the smoke and the chorus hits... Spectacular stuff

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

@Louibanks_ Sweerie... Das unnecessary

[Courtroom Brown @chwuks]

"dream big bitch" - Femi