god’s crouton

[Kay 💕 @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[Faith 🇧🇼 @BaddestFafa]

@BigJunieKC The messiest bitch you will ever know is a man

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando ves que tu cuarto se está volviendo demasiado desordenado y te das cuenta de que algo anda mal y no es solo el cuarto el que está desordenado

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever look at old photos of yourself and realize how insanely fucking thin you were but you thought you were fat?

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

They learned to do women's nose jobs, breast implants, bbl, lengthen legs, hair extensions, eyelashes and nails, remove hair all over the body with laser, do artificial tanning, cut out the labia majora, but they still haven't invented a cure for endometriosis

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Please If your clothes didn’t dry properly, don’t wear them😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[k @alfkkifine]

Great. Study endometriosis now

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The idea of a phone book was actually wild when you think about it. They printed everybody’s full names, phone numbers, and home addresses in one giant book and then just gave it away for free.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me around someone who's 100% my type

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando te quedas viendo una foto tuya por mucho tiempo

[akyra  @yourbabystrawb]

me 2 seconds after complaining about how absolutely ginormous I am

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”