Julie Shavers

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@li88yinc They're so high tech now. When I was in NYC I had someone air drop his actual dick out of his pants right in my face on the train.

[Continuity Ted Leo Account 🍉 @tedleo]

Take some time, sit down, read every word of this: https://t.co/2sw2MTOxat

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@valerierocksyou So you're a witch.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

PSA- It is inadvisable to fry bacon shirtless. - As you were.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@misunderstruck all the angels wanna wear my red shoes

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@paulobeesonez @MaryGoNowhere @edfringe Thanks Paul. So nice of you to come.

[MindyRaf @mindyraf]

Go see @MaryGoNowhere ! dark, absurd, funny and well executed theatre! @janiehaddad @TheTonyRod @chxpoxscar @jojo_nwoko 🙌🏻

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@StephensSimon happened across this in Edinburgh today five minutes after my husband asked if I had contacted you in the last ten years.

[spiked @spikedonline]

.@chxpoxscar shows herself to be a keenly observant and darkly humorous writer in #MaryGoNowhere - ★★★ @CPAButler. https://t.co/BIoJ8ZIwSf

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

The Scotsman saw our very first preview. The first time we ever set foot on that stage. They liked it! They forgot two of our stars though.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

Is there a such thing as anti social media? Because I think I might be better at that.

[Superbolt Theatre @Superboltplays]

Just been to see @MaryGoNowhere! Funny, poignant look at the pressures of being the perfect parent. Great movement & performances!

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

Taking my first solo uber ride. This goes against everything my father taught me and I plumb forgot my shiv.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@ashleyjward it looks like she's singing into a giant slim jim.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

Whiskey drunk poets reading Robert Lowell on Allen Tate's grave at 3AM. A delightful end to nerd camp. #Sewanee2015

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@danobrienwriter no hair is the worst.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

Cobbler roasted esophagus.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

Why are all the shitty little apples taking up good french fry space in my happy meal sack? Knock it off McD's. Nobody thinks you're healthy

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

@carmenlodato when my mom was your age she had a two year old and twin babies. Get busy old lady.

[Julie Shavers @chxpoxscar]

If I died today and my children carved my tombstone it would read "Here lies the farting meanie who squashed our hopes and dreams."