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recovering gifted child (she/her)

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The trivia guy just said the final question is about football and the entire bar groaned loudly

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@imaslidingdm I have it on good authority that you’ve engaged in premarital partnered tooth brushing, Robert

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why is brushing your teeth with someone such an intimate activity??? like we might as well be showering together

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Hot boys talk in their sleep!!!

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Hot girls snore!!!

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1. Dudes who look like the dad from inside out
2. Bass players with short hair
3. Drummers with long hair
4. Men that give off gay eccentric uncle vibes

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crossing my fingers and hoping for a cute coworker at my first clinical rotation, because NOTHING is more exhilarating than a Work Crush

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okay so I went against my every instinct and downloaded Hinge today to meet people and do fun stuff while I’m in Denver and uhhhh… IT IS WORKING VERY WELL

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I need to do a drug that makes me feel the same as when I’m driving into Denver and the mountains start coming into view on the horizon

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day drunk off two margs and I just bought $200 plane tickets to go see a concert in Phoenix happy sink-o day mayo

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sorry I didn’t text you back, I’m very busy being smart AND funny AND sexy, it’s a lot to juggle :/

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hilarious that I refuse to get on dating apps and want to meet someone organically, and yet here I am ignoring all three people who asked for my number while I was out this weekend 🫠

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I would do anything for my sister!!! except for text her back… I will not be doing that

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sorry I’m late for work boss, the cat was asleep on me, you understand

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This isn’t my first rodeo!!! Though I must admit, I’m not very good at rodeos

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@crebbiebbadde the hilarious part is that I absolutely am in my celibacy era for that exact reason :’) too busy lickin wounds to be suckin face

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slut era!! (yearning for a deep and passionate connection with someone whom I can see myself building a life with)

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I have never, ever, not once in my entire life, been able to “play it cool”

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Evan, Robbie, and Brit liking all my tweets, even the stupid ones:

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if you need me I’ll be laying on the floor listening to Phoebe Bridgers’ discography while violently dissociating