Chris Hyde

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Yeah. Well done.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Well done America.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Record turnout?

Where?

Both parties are below 2020 total numbers.

You're telling me like 15mil Ds and 3mil Rs just decided to not show up?

Or that many voted cross-party?

Weird.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Russia calling in bomb threats and attempting to sow chaos in multiple states.

Unbelievable. Working again to get their puppet Trump elected.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@ScottFeldpausch Oof. That is some next-level projection.

"...meandered their way thru..."

There aren't enough breadcrumbs in the world to find your way back from Trump speech.

The ultracrepidarian is strong with that one.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Trump about to go through some things ...?

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Informative thread.

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Has the U.S. economy, historically, been better under Republican presidents or Democratic presidents?

A Republican financial analyst decided to find out.

His name? Bart Starr, Jr. (Yes, the son of THAT Bart Starr.)

The answer may surprise you.🧵

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

300,000+ Georgians cast votes on the day of early voting. Obliterating previous record.

Dems:
🎵 There's sumthin' happenin' here. What it is ain't exactly clear. 🎵

Trumpers:
I TAWT I TAW A PUDDY TAT!

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@MrJonCryer I'm seeing about the same, I guess. But, I've taken to blocking or saying "I dont like this ad" to EVERY ad I see.

I realize it doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things, but bottom line:

Fuck Elon.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

I wonder - why would anyone have a problem with being fact checked?

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@KatiePhang @SilverARTicfox Marithé + François Girbaud

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@ALT_uscis @LauraLoomer @billmaher Yeah, Queen Conspiracy Theory is upset because she feels people are making up stories about her.

Awww.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@TheRickWilson Tonight, she ate his liver with some favre beans and a nice chianti.

#hanniballecter

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Uh oh. Swifties engaged. 🤣

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Sorry not sorry, but he got smoked. He couldn't even look at her.

And, right at the beginning, she walked right up to him and introduced herself. He looked like he didn't know what to do. 🤣

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@HalSparks You had a bit about talking to a pretty lady, IIRC, about a weak guy trying to offer a dollar bill to a stripper?

"This is for you, pretty lady."

That's the kind of vibe I get from him here. He just can't look at her. 🤣

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@JoJoFromJerz I buy the concept of cereal, but not the real thing.

You know, like having concepts of a plan, but not a real plan.

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

@cbouzy Yeah, but @cbouzy , he has concepts!

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

"I have concepts of a plan!"

Oh boy, stand back and stand by! He has concepts!

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Why is he sweating so much? 🤣

[Chris Hyde @chyde74]

Asked about Israel/Gaza, he opens with Russia/Ukraine. Cuz Buddy Putin.

And, offers nothing on how to get a peace deal done for Israelis and Palestinians.

Just "it would've never happened."

GTFOH.