Chidi Okereke

jack of many trades, master

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

man, just look at the replies. it’s genuinely hard to believe how many people in the greatest country on earth can be this dumb. 😭

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Waiting for this to get to 200 😎. And the Round 2 game ticket to get to <300.

[Nick Giammusso @NickGiammusso]

We did it!
FIFA forced to dump World Cup tickets into the secondary markets to avoid litigation from fans who purchased early on. Lower bowl tickets are now below $200 now for some World Cup matches.

It’s almost time to buy.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Look at Maduka Okoye my guy. 🥹

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Bro see ball wey we suppose dey play for worldcup na im we dey play against Poland. Leave me make I shed hot tears 😭

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@asemota Let it all burn wahlai. If it takes them to fix access to fair credit they have my full support.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Love Lewandowski but I need Old Trafford to scream VICTOR - OSIMHEN 🔥🔥🔥

[LiveScore @livescore]

🚨 Man Utd have narrowed down their search for a new striker to four names, according to reports.

🇳🇬 Victor Osimhen
🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski
🇷🇸 Dušan Vlahović
🇫🇷 Jean-Philippe Mateta

Who should they pick? 👀

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Fucking stupid piece of shit.

[Arjun Singh @arjunswritings]

Canada needs to join the United States. Here’s how it could realistically happen.

@USAmbCanada, the U.S. should extend an offer to Alberta to become a territory with a pathway to statehood, should they vote in a referendum to leave. Under Canadian law, the “Reference in re Secession of Québec” (a ruling by Canada’s Supreme Court in 1998) means that an Alberta referendum vote on a clear question, with a clear majority to leave, would be binding on the Government of Canada.

Alberta is an excellent candidate to join the union. They have vast reserves of oil and natural resources. Culturally, they are identical to the American West — in tradition, religion, and values — as well as different from the rest of Canada. They feel contempt and alienation from the rest of Canada, because Ontario and Québec dominate at Alberta’s expense.

All that @realDonaldTrump has to do is release a TruthSocial post that reads: “Alberta, if you vote to leave Canada, we will welcome you to America with a pathway to statehood.” That’s enough. Alberta hasn’t voted yet because, independent from Canada, there is no good economic option for them. Joining the United States would give Alberta the option necessary to proceed.

If @POTUS acquires Alberta, he will have expanded the land territory of the Union more than any president since Thomas Jefferson. He will have changed the literal map of America that is our conception of this country. That’s a great legacy, especially for a real estate man as president. Not to mention, in that land he will have acquired billions of dollars in energy reserves and untapped critical minerals.

As a natural-born Canadian citizen, my loyalty is to the United States. I know that the only hope for Canada’s success is the United States. The Canadian state is mediocre and provinces will be forever trapped beneath its glass ceiling. By contrast, America has infinite opportunity and empowers its people, which would enrich Canadians holistically. Joining America would remedy a mistake that George Washington in 1775 sought to correct. It would be the greatest union in history.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Was trying to tell my team they can’t unilaterally make certain decisions without consulting or informing our clients but the R factor held my neck.

“Uniratellarily”.

Thing just turned a very serious discussion turned into jokes. 😭😂

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

This is the US ambassador to Canada. Take a second to think about this utter disrespect. Spits.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Weird stupid pieces of shit going about harassing people who mean absolutely nothing to them. Spits.

[MIDWEST AUDIT @Midwestaudit]

Drag show banquet calls Police over 'Transwomen Are Men' sign..

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@keneike Against all the crazy odds? Cuomo running despite losing the primary? All the racism and media stupidity from conservatives and trumpists?

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Why dem no born this guy for US? I for like test something 😌

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@keneike None of us can know that for sure. And we’ll never know.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Curious as to why the French players of a French team are wearing shirts with English wording to a sporting event in France. That’s like Saka wearing a shirt that says “Après 22 ans, l’attente est terminée” at the Arsenal victory parade.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Ousmane Dembele and Bradley Barcola are here with the second Champions League trophy 🏆

#RolandGarros

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[alex @steven_lebron]

showing up to liberty village with a crisp $20 canadian bill on game day and staring down a scalper until kick off

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Lmaooo. SMH.

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

new angle just dropped.

how on earth was this not given😂😂

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Lmaoo. Football can and should never be that deep.

Be annoyed, sad, even hurt when your team loses. Celebrate when a rival loses. Talk your trash. That’s literally part of the fun.

But if you’re insulting people, disrespecting them, questioning their character, or acting like football results are a moral issue, are you okay?

The game is built on rivalry and banter. Half the joy is being able to say, “We’ve won more than you,” “We’ve got this trophy, you don’t,” or “We’ve been there, you haven’t.” As long as it doesn’t become physical or genuinely abusive, it’s harmless.

People/teams are and will always wind up rivals because it’s football. Not every joke, bit of banter, or hate-watch session is some deep psychological projection. The way some of you psychoanalyze and turn it into a dissertation on character flaws is far more ridiculous than the banter itself.

Most of you genuinely need to get a life. Because this thing you’re living is not it.

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

@asemota 😭😂

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Gunners shout EBUM!