My name is Chioma, I sell undiluted, designer's inspired oil perfumes. I am also a certified skincare formulator who is passionate about safe skincare especially for the African skin, I debunk skincare myths and correct impressions such as cocoa butter is for dark skin only.
One Atiku supporter on Facebook posted in Hausa language that “northerners beware, Peter Obi owns hero beer.”
Another northerner went & replied him with “if Peter Obi likes, let him own organ harvesting factory, we will still vote for him with Kwankwaso over Atiku.”
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Our new security man is a Tinubu guy. How did I know? He wears a face cap that carries Tinubu's face 24/7. So, I intentionally tip other security men right before him and I never get to give him money.
Today he was bold enough to ask me if he has offended me and he doesn't know. That oh, if he has offended me, he is sorry o!
So I packed and told him to come closer.
"How much did Tinubu people pay you to vote them?" I asked sternly looking straight into his worried eyes.
"Tinubu? Me? I dey craze to vote Tinubu, madam, I can never! I no even fit eat well I go come vote Tinubu? God forbid!' he shrugged aggressively.
I was calm now, I looked into the ugly picture of your president staring at me on his T-shirt, "how come you are wearing a T-shirt that has his picture?" He quickly searches at what he was wearing, and then boom, for the first time in his life, he realized he was hypnotized!
"Ahhh, ahhh, madam, Allah, na Oga sunny dash me all Tinubu polo and cap!"
Oga sunny is my neighbour.
"Damn oga sunny! Don't wear them again! I will buy you new ones. Burn those clothes and move on! I am here to buy you new ones! Do you want a new Nigeria?" I asked, this time with a higher tone.
"Yes ma, I don too suffer ma!"
"Good! Take off that filthy shirt, come to me, I will tip you. It won't be enough for your troubles, but never ever you choose Tinubu, vote a rat instead!'
I watched him pull his shirt and face cap, and right there, I knew what this was. A new Nigeria!
Let's do it!
My security man got a 4k tip for this, you can get a freedom from suffering for not Voting Tinubu.
A new Nigeria starts with you my friend!
Join adamu my security man, dispose your APC shirt and face cap NOW!
@ObinnaZenith@EBona69 That lady is the writer and she was simply pouring out her heart. This guy just went there to copy it and pass it and pass of as his own. Vicky is not on X, I would have tagged her right away!
@EBona69 At least acknowledge that you copied this post from Vicky for God's sake! You all insult Facebook people but just do the most. What the heck???!
@Oba_Agu002@TheSerahIbrahim I am by no means saying that there aren't fake products in Nigeria but 95% claim is absolutely insane. But Nigerian brands, mba, I must use foreign and when it doesn't come in the texture that you have experienced before, it's fake. If only you'll just flip the product and read!
@Oba_Agu002@TheSerahIbrahim Please stop this!!! How can you say 95%? You all just come online to spew trash and it is absolutely unfair. Most of these brands have franchises and that doesn't make them fake! Fake is counterfeit made by imposters, franchises are just authorised copies, not fake!
Odumeje that we would all consider as a “Fake Pastor” is speaking up against Bad governance. The Ones Nigerians consider as Real Pastors are Balling & Hanging with Politicians. 🙄
Na so Israelites dah year No believe say Carpenter Joe pikin wey dem born for Manger be Messiah. 😭
@jurys_jewel@OlayemiKomolaf4 Cosrx invisible sunscreen and skin aqua. I prefer the cosrx but it's not everywhere like skin aqua. So I'm currently on skin aqua
@Levinne__ And with each testing, money is goingggggg! You can't even imagine the amount of money spent on each sample batch. It's not even about going to Dubai to make a few 100 bottles. I am a product formulator myself and sometimes, I lack the energy to continue.
@Levinne__ You missed the point that I was expecting you to say. Lattafa has the funding yes but don't forget that Lattafa copies what already exists, a small Nigerian perfumer will spend money, create formulas, make the product and continue testing until desired results are gotten