@ESPNFANSUPPORT I’m not able to move Julio jones from my IR because he played last minute …but I need to add a kicker asap. I’ve dropped my old kicker but can’t add or move Julio to my regular bench. can you help?
@StubHub I just spoke with the most wonderful customer service rep, Abby! I wasn't able to give my feedback as I didn't get a survey at the end. It's imperative I give her 100000 gold stars! Are you able to send me a survey or share my praises another way? [order # 257082830]
My brothers @odesza and I made this for you. It’s the first time either of have released a collaboration. This one just felt right. 🐞🖤 https://t.co/YasPp164C8
*Gets in Uber*
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”
guy who invented daylight savings time: and then in the fall you get an extra hour to sleep!
us: wow yeah that sounds great
him: [under his breath] and in exchange you get months of darknesss and sadness
us: wait what?
him: what?