Captain Marvel ☆

[Captain Marvel ☆ @chz646]

Duncan is ready 🔵🍬 #Spiritoftheblues #UTFT #Everton #EVEBRI

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

When a ref’s standing waiting for a TV producer to tell him when he's allowed to restart a game, you've stopped running a football tournament & started running an ad break with football in between.

Sad thing is, the Premier League is watching & learning🤦‍♂️

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Increible la subtrama que esta pasando Inglaterra y eso que aun no han comenzado a jugar en el Mundial.

- Llegan a Estados Unidos y se reporta un tiroteo cerca de la base de sus entrenamientos en Missouri.

- Se ven afectados por un temblor de 6,1 en Estados Unidos, algo que no pasaba desde 1880 en aquella región de Florida.

- Varios jugadores sufren de quemaduras de sol e insolaciones.

- Les roban el equipamiento, incluyendo los botines de los jugadores, equipo de entrenamiento, equipo del personal de entrenamiento, balones y uniformes.

- El chef no pudo viajar con el equipo por que no le permitian ingresar al tren con cuchillos de cocina.

- Ahora el equipo recibio la orden de refugiarse este sabado en la noche despues de que se emitiera una alerta de tornado en gran parte de Kansas City y alerta de tormenta electrica.

[Tom Cotterill @TomCotterillX]

This has been a truly horrendous month for the UK's armed forces, with five accidental deaths.

Two soldiers, L/Cpl James Stewart Freeman and L/Bdr Ciara Sullivan both lost their lives in tragic accidents in May.

L/Cpl Freeman lost his life during a training incident in Iraq on Sunday and L/Bdr Sullivan after falling off her horse during during the Royal Windsor Horse Show on May 15.

Today, three Naval personnel lost their lives after their Merlin helicopter crashed in Devon in the early hours of this morning. This is a very dark moment for the British military.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Gerard @GerardZA]

You just knew Eze was going to miss. #PSGARS

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Doing laundry in the UK is like oh good a heatwave, now I can wash those long-sleeve thermals it was too cold to sleep without last week

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Salad Cream is a legacy condiment. I reckon it's got about 20 years left tops.

[Daz @Dallocles]

Fucks sake i'm sick of UK weather discourse let this be the first and last I speak on it.
I've lived in the UK and Utah, which is a very dry heat.
The UK is worse, despite being lower. Why? We're an island, it's very humid, it's like trying to breathe through a damp towel.
1/2

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

Northern White Rhino: Officially extinct in the wild.

Last male dead. Only 2 females remain

A creature that endured 55 million years—ice ages, asteroids, entire epochs—wiped out by human greed, poaching, and destroyed habitats.

We failed them.🦏💔

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A lot of neutrals finding out what it's like to be an Everton fan today

[Vinnie Sullivan @VinnieSull1van]

🐕☀️

I know good dog owners know this, but it's also easy to forget. So, I'll say it anyway. Dogs can not sweat like humans, making them highly vulnerable to heatstroke and dehydration.

Avoid exercising dogs during the hottest parts of the day. Always provide shaded areas and fresh water, and check hot pavements using the 5-second tarmac test. If it's too hot for your hand, it's too hot for their paws. Beware of warm cars, overheating homes, and unshaded gardens. Do not take the dog out simply because you want them there if it will cause them to suffer or worse.

It may be worth sharing this with others in case they're unlikely to remember. 🤝

[Everton @Everton]

🎶 60 grand, 60 grand Seamus Coleman... 🎶

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Using Microsoft Word.

*Moves an image 1 mm to the left.*

All text and images shift. 5 new pages appear. In the distance, sirens.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

why do subway workers even ask you what bread you want? obviously i want herb & cheese bread dumbass

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[Captain Marvel ☆ @chz646]

Joiners arms own recipe werthers originals shots- if ya don't know get to know

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft: I don’t know why you keep asking me if I want to stay signed in when you are not actually going to keep me signed in.

[turbomander @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.