@garbotanuki Dude it's because you're ugly. And chubby. It's okay though. Everyone already saw. I have no idea why you would ever willingly post those photos in the first place without expecting to be laughed at. But you don't have to make up these attention seeking stories.
@mtndwr Your chimpanzee-like smile gets me going big time.... Almost as much as your massive feet. Do you look like the letter L from the side when you stand? Ohh yeahh....