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Intelligence reports from a moron.
(Not actually employed by the CIA)

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The CIA has blueprints for an engine that runs off of water.

We have absolutely no reason to keep it from the public, but we still won’t release it. We just don’t really feel like it.

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People really do just be saying shit on this website, huh?

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@pioniium I’m more of a bottom, but we can make it work.

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Military secrets are surprisingly easy to come by if you just ask nicely.

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@ivycomb Cognitohazard Tweet.

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@frankiefey Yes, but only in the opinion of cowards and people who disagree with me politically.

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God can make mistakes, and the fact that he allowed me to speak is proof.

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My antivirus flagged a Windows 11 ISO file that I downloaded as malware. I checked and confirmed the ISO was legitimate. Good to know my antivirus is working.

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@ConnorEatsPants Very funny guys… Now where is the Sora watermark?

What– what do you mean it’s real?

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I’m confused. Is this a racism site or a pornography site?

Is it like one of those combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bells?

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The CIA has a big red button labeled “Explode Asia”. That’s all it says. It’s on the wall next to the copy machine.

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Working freelance is the gender fluid of employment status.

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@ivycomb Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb.

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