Euthanize Me

ahhhhhh fuck get me out of here my body hurts my brain is swollen please you can stop this misery please help me ahhhhh oh god fuck make it stop ahhhhhh fuck

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

someone said they were a ‘cloud architect’, for a moment i imagined the most incredible job in the world before i realized they mean like software

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Homer was our Everyman, before MAGA.
missing those nostalgic days.

[A @bloodperfume]

Creatine sounds like a beautiful French girl. Créatine

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

the GTA V characters if you apply DLSS 5

[Euthanize Me @CiaHandler]

@turtlekiosk Antipentagram Aktion

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

probably a direct line from this to our current mayor

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: My Karaoke Song Alienated Everyone: https://t.co/ZUhZzgW9OR

[Neet @neet_sol]

if you’re “career driven” grow up. become hanging out driven. goofin off driven

[Euthanize Me @CiaHandler]

@David_Rudnick Amen brother

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Going for a walk to appreciate the fact I got legs

[Margot DeMarco @margotdemarco]

poor grammar run on sentences and doing things sloppily and being lazy is the only way to stay human now

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

i taught my claude to start each conversation with a Stolen Data Acknowledgement

[Euthanize Me @CiaHandler]

just crack x-particles and c4d lol

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Every image in this studio was created by artist Refik Anadol using artificial intelligence. https://t.co/uSHRpABe6s

[⌐╦ᡁ─ 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 ⌖ @angelemissary_]

you want me to use email? like jeffrey epstein?

[Euthanize Me @CiaHandler]

Make me dictator of NYC for a week:
-1,000,000 dead bankers
-mta free
-arm every woman
-nationalize shake shack and every dispensary
-24,396 more dead bankers
-helicopters illegal
-cars illegal
-642,013 more dead bankers
-raise every trump property
-hunt down remaining bankers

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY.

[�� @turtlekiosk]

the idea of "outsider art" would break a lot of you people's minds

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

Learn to ode