lucca’s man bun makes me want to slam my head into a wall over and over again until there’s a hole and my hair is covered in house dust from breaking through it. #SomeoneTradeSiblingsWithMe
currently i’m in healdsburg california. i went to praise the lord (cus it’s a sunday, duh) and i tested negative for covid, but positive for watching tall girl 2 and slightly enjoying it?? shhh, don’t tell anyone... #slime
status update- i was indeed the only one who was popping my pussy, and dave geoffrion did not attend. we begged and pleaded the dj to play the popular song “Monëy so big” by Yeat, but sadly he did not oblige. however, the dance was still a heck of a good time. #litcrazymovie
i just watched the movie “get hard” with my dear grandmother and grandfather. the movie was quite humorous, but i’m traumatized bc i just saw someone’s penis with my grandparents. as joe foppoli would say: “Dafuq!?” #penis#GrandparentsWhoLoveMe
GUYS. we. need. to. know. the. truth. what is the true identity behind mr hetu’s grandson. does he go to school? is he secretly a track star? i feel like he has a double life kinda like hannah montana. he gets the best of both worldssss #StrengthInNumbers#heneedsomemilk
i have a thought. as you guys may remember, there is a male who attends our school who i consider “cat boy” you may know him if you are a fellow cardinal. anywho, i wonder... what does he do when he gets home from school? what does he contemplate? i must know. *sigh* oh well...
@JeffBezos do you ever feel insecure abt being bald? i feel like u have enough money where if u rly wanted to u could buy some sort of miracle product that makes ur hair grow back. is it just the signature look? whatever it is, hope ur doing okay. #ElonMusk